You're not far off. It was common knowledge that Ron enjoyed going over to Floyds for more than just a haircut...
Posted on 04/23/2009 12:54:19 PM PDT by chase19
It's a thriller, not an attack on the Howard's By Jeff Miller on April 23, 2009
I am producing a movie on Ron Howards family. In the movie based on my research I say his father was a drug pusher and his mother is a prostitute and that Ron Howard engages in S&M. All of the portrayal of Ron Howard and his family in my movie and the prequel I am doing later will be highly negative. I will present the Howard family as something totally based on lies and question whether his parents really were his parents in the first place. I will also attack his fans for being foolish enough to be a fan of him considering his background. My hero will follow clues that prove this evidence.
Now of course this is just a movie so people should not be upset about my portrayal of the Howard family at all. It is just entertainment people - only a fool would take my claims seriously.
Some jerk named Phil Donahue, president of the Howard League for Religious and Civil Rights has been making claims about me that are simply incorrect.
Let me be clear: neither I nor my film "Ron Howard's family are "Demons" is anti-Howard. And let me be a little controversial: I believe the Howards, including most in the hierarchy of their fan club, will enjoy the movie for what it is: an exciting mystery,
Mr. Phil Donohue's booklet accuses us of lying when our movie trailer says the Howard's ordered a brutal massacre of drug buyers and prostitutes. It would be a lie if we had ever suggested our movie is anything other than a work of fiction (if it were a documentary, our talk of massacres would have referenced the Mafia).
So come on people - get a life. The claims in the movie are simply fiction and so should not bother you at all. Next I will be doing a movie on the Dahla Lama and his work with the child porn industry another exciting fictional thriller.
Movies for history and media for truth ... ok, I can see it.
"Ron Howard's Call To Action:
Ron Howard wants to talk about the election. So does Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler"
http://www.funnyordie.com/ron_howard
or...
Don’t tell Andy don’t tell Aunt Bee, they’ll come lookin’ for Opie and me......
Me and Opie down by the Duck Pond (B549).....
I always thought that Andy and Floyd were a little chummy.
Ron Howard may have turned out to be a typical Hollywood loon but please do not besmirch the great Howard McNear a/k/a Floyd Lawson
The truth is anything “I” want it to be...
However today, Muslims get all a-twitter when Mohammad is pictured, yet, old Qu’ran’s show pictures of Mohammad ... their protests are stupid ...
Clint!
Hey Dopey Opie....it would be JUST a movie!!! Get a grip!! Sooo Ronny’s mother was a Prostitute and Daddy was a Drug Pusher...it could happen.
OK went there ... interesting site ....
Sounds like Adam and Eve but then that would be accusing big mo of plagiarizing.
The author should learn to use apostrophes correctly. This is truly ghastly.
?????
If you lift either of your little fingers, the question marks will stop.
An apostrophe is a small mark in the upper area of the line, like this: ‘ . You type one by moving the little finger of your right hand one key to the left, from base position. We often use them to show possession in English writing.
That is, one key to the right, in the northern hemisphere ...
But I didn’t want them to stop. :) I would like a clarification on what was so “ghastly” about the article...??????? Ta, ta...
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