The BoM is a weak sister for weird stuff.
Try THIS:
Doctrines & Covenants 89:7
And, again, strong drinks are not for the belly, but for the washing of your bodies.
Ahm mormonism
The champagne of religions...
the founder had his own bar...
Stromg drinks...champagne included...
So much booze was flowing he bathed in it...
The founder had a ready stable of young girls...
And an angry wife who objected to him having sex with his mistresses in her house...
But it’s such a pure innocent religion...