Posted on 12/22/2008 7:45:39 AM PST by guitarplayer1953
Yes! It’s my wilford Brimley Christmas ornament ;o)
And we all know where that led. I rest my case.
Owl_Eagle
When the stock market crashed,
Franklin Roosevelt got on the television
and didnt just talk about
the princes of greed, he said,
Look, heres what happened."
-Slow Joe Biden
What IS that blue thing on your table?
Forgive me but I respectfully disagree. Secular Humanists also have at their core the belief that murdering babies, the infirmed and old people is a good thing. This is why secular humanists and New Agers (Moderates and Liberals) are so strongly attracted to the party of Death. The democrat party. Only Conservatives and Christians (and some Jews) are all about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. The rest are all about themselves and to hell with the rest of us.
Without going into a lot of detail this is how I see it in a nutshell.
Remember! Don’t eat pomegranite seeds unless you want to
spend six months of the year in hell.
Do drink the Kykeon and become Epoptes!
All hail Demeter whose golden plaits flow as only a
goddess’s does.
For where ever was there greater disparity between seeing and heaing.....Aristidies the Rhetor.
That’s my dogma and I’m sticking to it.
t.
Owl_Eagle
Did the celebration start early. You did not ping me and I don’t like being left out.
Maybe you are having a little too much fun?
No, continue, we have had too much seriousness this past few months.
Yes, but do you have the LOLCat Bible?
Jebus telld MOAR storees, srsly
31 So heers a storee abowt a musterd seed. Ceiling Cat kindom is leik musterd seed coz musterd seed maeks musterd an musterd is rly rly importen fur maeking cheezburgrs, so musterd seed iz importen liek Ceiling Cat kindom iz importen.
32 Oh waet storee nawt ovah yet. Den liddel teeneh musterd seed get putted in teh grownd An groos into dis hooj tree An it rly bootafool An stuffz An teh burds leik it. K nao dats teh en.
33 An I can has tellen nuver storee? Kingdum uv Ceiling iz leik yeest dat maeks da burgr rols dat they maek wit tree cupz uf flower to maek doh, an den doh rieses an den can maek cheesburgr.
34 Den teh desiplus telld Jebus "nuff wit storees nao!!1!!! Yoos bin talkin fur ages. Wez can has sleeps nao? kthxbai."
See Owl..... Even the Bible says you put mustard on your burgers. Cheeseburgers of course.
Satan is a created being, Jesus is not, I agree with you completely.
Ugh, I haven’t thrown up in my mouth in a loooong time. :(
Gelding lamas might get you kicked off a religion thread.
Spoken like a Lutheran. Always trying to have the best of both worlds. All the Saints cry when you do that, you know?
Hey, mustard seeds are biblical. Tomatoes aren't. And mayo, well, it's just plain French.
The one-l lama,
He’s a priest.
The two-l llama,
He’s a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn’t any
Three-l lllama.*
— Ogden Nash
*The author’s attention has been called to a type of conflagration known
as a three-alarmer. Pooh.
John Cleese: ¡Esta noche presentamos con mucho gusto información interesante acerca de...la llama!
(¡La llama!)
JC: La llama es una quadrupido...
[Michael Palin translating: The llama is a quadruped]
JC: ...Que vive en los grandos rios como el...Amazonas!
(¡Amazonas!)
[..which lives in big rivers like the Amazon]
JC: ¡Tiene dos orejas, una corazón, una frente y un pico para comer miel!
(¡Olé!)
[It has two ears, a heart, a forehead and a beak for eating honey.]
JC: ¡Pero esta provista de aletas para nadarrrrr!
[But it is provided with fins for swimming]
All: ¡Las llamas son mas grande que ranas!
[Llamas are larger than frogs]
JC: ¡Olé! Pero las llamas son peligrosas a su usted ve una llama donde hay gente nadando, usted grita:...¡CUIDADO! ¡LLAMA!
[Llamas are dangerous! If you see one where people are swimming, you shout: Look out! There are llamas!]
Finally, a post I can get behind. The Christmas spirit is strong in that one.
It's a Dogdo.
Man must not live by bread alone. He also must have peanut butter.
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