"That's a very mean thing to say. You've hurt my feelings."
Get used to it. We are all likely soon to get seriously whacked on our collective heads. We are so not prepared.
Meanwhile....
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer; Change the last line of the Lord's Prayer from "Give us this day our daily bread", to "Give us this day our daily chicken" and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic Charities.
The Pope declined.
Two weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. The pope once again declines. A month later, the man returns with a 100 million dollar offer. This time the Pope accepts.
The Pope later announces his decision to the College of Cardinals in a good news/bad news format.
The good news is that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!