1 posted on
01/11/2008 5:12:14 AM PST by
SJackson
To: NYer; Salvation
2 posted on
01/11/2008 5:15:16 AM PST by
Ultra Sonic 007
(Look at all the candidates. Choose who you think is best. Choose wisely in 2008.)
To: SJackson
Hijacking the Blessed Mother, not a good idea. :(
To: SJackson
Methodist leadership seems to leave few stones unturned in discovering ways to twist Christianity into something more “hip”. This ought to full up those empty pews.
Not.
4 posted on
01/11/2008 5:18:44 AM PST by
silverleaf
(Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
To: SJackson; Salvation
Sassy sister-savior,
You bare in your body our cathedral,
dust of the earth, promise of new birth,
One who will choose to live water borne and water boarded.The BVM naked in our cathedral? Who knew?
Personally, I would choose water boarding over crucifixion ever single time.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
5 posted on
01/11/2008 5:37:38 AM PST by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: SJackson
What? Have the Methodists been taken over by 14-year-old hip-hop “artists” with attention deficit disorder?
7 posted on
01/11/2008 5:49:18 AM PST by
3AngelaD
(They screwed up their own countries so bad they had to leave, and now they're here screwing up ours)
To: Salvation; narses; SMEDLEYBUTLER; redhead; Notwithstanding; nickcarraway; Romulus; ...
Catholic Ping Please freepmail me if you want on/off this list
9 posted on
01/11/2008 5:57:14 AM PST by
NYer
("Where the bishop is present, there is the Catholic Church" - Ignatius of Antioch)
Like most Protestants, Methodists honor Today's lie of the day.
To: SJackson
Saints preserve us...seriously.
12 posted on
01/11/2008 7:08:31 AM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: SJackson
What is it with leftists and bad poetry?
17 posted on
01/11/2008 8:03:55 AM PST by
Zero Sum
(Liberalism: The damage ends up being a thousand times the benefit! (apologies to Rabbi Benny Lau))
To: SJackson
Any story about a man biting a dog makes the news. Those who quietly fish from the right side of the boat aren’t saying anything new, therefore, they’re not very newsworthy.
To: Salamander
Yoni-in-fatigues-and-a-Che-T-shirt-ping.
42 posted on
01/12/2008 9:10:18 AM PST by
shibumi
(".....panta en pasin....." - Origen)
To: SJackson
But an official with the United Methodist lobby office in Washington, D.C., apparently makes an exception for the "sassy sister savior" when she is redefined to embody the Religious Left's political ideals: a Mary socialist.Every United Methodist in the U.S. should be up in arms over this. This moron needs to be tossed OUT of the UM.
57 posted on
01/14/2008 9:51:55 AM PST by
MEGoody
(Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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