Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our sins as we forgive those who sin against us. And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil, Amen.
versus,
Dearest Lowered, we jes wanna pry, we jes wanna let you kneew that wyee kneeow yore in Heaven, and we jes pry that yore naime be hollowed all across the werld lahk it is up there in heaven. And Lowered, we jes pray that you-ll feed us with the mailk of rahtchussnuss tadaiy, and have murcy own us, Lowered, we jes aisk that you-ll haive murcy own us and we jes promise, Lowered, to be compassionate to others.... blah blah blah.
Tell me, which one is prattling mindlessly (and endlessly)?
Wow! Your post makes me feel bad inside.
What would be in the heart of each of those who are praying?
Did you mean for that to be as funny as it was?
You still didn't get it right though. It has to last for at least ten minutes with the fork still in Grandpa's hand the while time!
[I know you said "and endlessly" but your brevity took the fullness out of it for those that haven't ever experienced it]
I think God would love that prayer if it is from the heart of one of His elect. Just as a mother loves the happy chatter of her little tot more than her teenager reciting the declaration of independence.
BTW even the most eloquent prayer offered by a sinner is not heard by God
And if we know that he hears us in whatever we ask, we know that we have the requests that we have asked of him.
—1 John 5:14-15