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[SATIRE] Mega-church downsizes, [SATIRE] cuts non-essential members [SATIRE]
Lark News.com ^ | September 2006

Posted on 09/01/2006 8:04:47 AM PDT by Alex Murphy

WINSTON-SALEM — Julie and Bob Clark were stunned to receive a letter from their church in July asking them to "participate in the life of the church" — or worship elsewhere.

"They basically called us freeloaders," says Julie.

"We were freeloaders," says Bob.

In a trend that may signal rough times for wallflower Christians, bellwether mega-church Faith Community of Winston-Salem has asked "non-participating members" to stop attending.

"No more Mr. Nice Church," says the executive pastor, newly hired from Cingular Wireless. "Bigger is not always better. Providing free services indefinitely to complacent Christians is not our mission."

"Freeloading" Christians were straining the church's nursery and facility resources and harming the church's ability to reach the lost, says the pastor.

"When your bottom line is saving souls, you get impatient with people who interfere with that goal," he says.

Faith Community sent polite but firm letters to families who attend church services and "freebie events" but never volunteer, never tithe and do not belong to a small group or other ministry. The church estimates that of its 8,000 regular attendees, only half have volunteered in the past 3 years, and a third have never given to the church.

"Before now, we made people feel comfortable and welcome, and tried to coax them to give a little something in return," says a staff member. "That's changed. We're done being the community nanny."

Surprisingly, the move to dis-invite people has drawn positive response from men in the community who like the idea of an in-your-face church.

"I thought, 'A church that doesn't allow wussies — that rocks,'" says Bob Clark, who admires the church more since they told him to get lost.

He and Julie are now tithing and volunteering. "We've taken our place in church life," he says.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: megachurch
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To: Larry Lucido

I assume the pastor's name is Rod?


21 posted on 09/03/2006 6:32:03 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (Colossians 2:6)
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To: Alex Murphy
I assume the pastor's name is Rod?

Spare me.

Prov. 13:24

22 posted on 09/03/2006 6:42:40 AM PDT by Sloth ('It Takes A Village' is problematic when you're raising your child in Sodom.)
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To: Sloth; Alex Murphy; Nihil Obstat

All right, knock off the satire.

Besides, Rod was let go because he only had one talent and kept hiding it.

Matthew 25:14-30


23 posted on 09/03/2006 10:48:13 AM PDT by Larry Lucido ("There's no problem so big that government intervention can't make it worse.")
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To: Alex Murphy

What you wrote is satire...and truth.

In Los Angeles, one of the biggest churches of the African-American community
basically has a membership contract establishing the minimal activities
a person will expect do in order to be a member in good standing.

As sociologists like Rodney Stark have pointed out...growing and
vibrant churches are usually those that actually demand/expect
something of the people in the pews.


24 posted on 09/03/2006 10:56:33 AM PDT by VOA
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To: stands2reason

Not bad. :-)


25 posted on 09/03/2006 11:16:16 AM PDT by Larry Lucido ("There's no problem so big that government intervention can't make it worse.")
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To: Alex Murphy
I don't like this letter idea. Haven't they read Matthew 18? Not as bad as that story about mascots in worship, but still.
26 posted on 09/03/2006 11:45:42 AM PDT by A.J.Armitage (http://calvinist-libertarians.blogspot.com/)
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To: norge

Our little congregation isn't a mega-church, by any means, but the participation is way higher than 15 percent. I don't know precisely what it is, but I would guess closer to 80 percent.


27 posted on 09/03/2006 8:50:48 PM PDT by zot (GWB -- the most slandered man of this decade)
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To: zot

Our church is probably a "mid-mega" church, and it has planted a church that has superceded it in size and effect, and it certainaly has a higher percentage of participation than 15 per cent.

The 15 per cent figure is a generalization of any and all organizations.


28 posted on 09/03/2006 10:21:16 PM PDT by norge
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To: norge
The 15 per cent figure is a generalization of any and all organizations.

Oh, Okay. I didn't know about that generalization. Thanks for the clarification.

29 posted on 09/04/2006 7:31:34 PM PDT by zot (GWB -- the most slandered man of this decade)
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