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To: NYer; Cletus.D.Yokel; redgolum; TonyRo76; Irene Adler; Southflanknorthpawsis; ...
Then there is the even worse "contemporary worship," which inspired me to pen these parodies:

AWFUL SONG
Tune: "Awesome God"

Our song is an awful song,
It's filled with empty fluff--
Of Christ, not near enough--
Our song is an awful song.

SHAME, CHURCHES, SHAME
Tune: "Shine, Jesus, Shine"

Shame, churches, shame,
For this brand of "creative worship."
Lame, music, lame--
That's what you admire.
Spine, churches, spine--
Blending in isn't so "courageous."
Check out your roots,
Church, and sing some real hymns.

10 posted on 08/29/2006 1:38:00 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL


20 posted on 08/29/2006 1:56:07 PM PDT by ecomcon
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To: Charles Henrickson
SHAME, CHURCHES, SHAME

On the money, Charles! The wife and I seldom attend our contemporary service. It's just not an enjoyable experience for this 'old fogy'. The more traditional, the better. Jimbo

21 posted on 08/29/2006 2:06:59 PM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" – Anonymous)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Have you got one for "Sun, Moon and All Stars" or whatever that really anthrocentric LW hymn is?


30 posted on 08/29/2006 2:42:23 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Scatology is Serendipitous)
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To: Charles Henrickson

WOW!

Satire seems to be alive and well.

I grow weary of some modern songs and chorus and am quite thankful our pastor includes a hymn or two Sundays.

But some of the choruses and modern stuff is full of meanng and Spiritual richness.

And, a lot of good things can be driven over the cliff of insipiddity.

Certainly "with charity for all" doesn't seem all that abroad in the hearts of many when discussing Christian music.


53 posted on 08/29/2006 2:59:44 PM PDT by Quix (LET GOD ARISE AND HIS ENEMIES BE SCATTERED. LET ISRAEL CALL ON GOD AS THEIRS! & ISLAM FLUSH ITSELF)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You must be reading my mind. ;^) I always make sarcastic remarks about "Shine Jesus Shine" and just did this morning. Agreed, it's awful and it's empty.

Personally, I refuse to attend contemporary worship but have certainly heard both songs if I've been in the building during that service.

I'm passing your versions along, if you don't mind. Thank you Pastor Henrickson.

75 posted on 08/29/2006 3:25:16 PM PDT by Southflanknorthpawsis
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