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25 SIGNS YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!
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| 4/20/2005
| Becky Todd
Posted on 08/21/2006 9:57:35 AM PDT by Alex Murphy
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To: Alex Murphy; stuartcr
You're going to Hell if you:Belong to any organized religion. "Every religion believes the members of every other religion are going to hell,...it's a Catch 22 situation."
stuartcr gets the last laugh.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:26:05 AM PDT
by
siunevada
(If we learn nothing from history, what's the point of having one? - Peggy Hill)
To: Alex Murphy
"Ever had a bath or shower with someone of the opposite sex." Uh oh.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:27:32 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
To: Alex Murphy
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:29:26 AM PDT
by
Osage Orange
(The old/liberal/socialist media is the most ruthless and destructive enemy of this country.)
To: Alex Murphy
Have undressed people with your eyes at family reunions.
Yikes.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:39:00 AM PDT
by
JamesP81
("Never let your schooling interfere with your education" --Mark Twain)
To: Alex Murphy
blasphemy is not funnyAlex, you in trouble, man.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:42:45 AM PDT
by
siunevada
(If we learn nothing from history, what's the point of having one? - Peggy Hill)
To: Alex Murphy
Well...I guess I'm among the damned, but I always thought this one was one of the signs you may be a redneck:
Have undressed people with your eyes at family reunions.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:44:22 AM PDT
by
6ppc
To: Alex Murphy
* Belong to any organized religion. "Every religion believes the members of every other religion are going to hell," explains Pinewood. "And since you can only belong to one religion at a time, it's a Catch 22 situation." I was doomed when we got to harp music, but this pretty much seals it.
I'm toast.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:46:12 AM PDT
by
Dog Gone
To: weegee
I guess they're wardrobed challenged in heaven.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:49:14 AM PDT
by
brooklyn dave
(Nasrallah, Hizballah, Ayatollah, Walla Walla--they all rhyme, I should write a ditty.)
To: Alex Murphy
* Have severed heads in your freezer. This is another one of those stupid Homeowners' Association rules, isn't it?
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:51:26 AM PDT
by
steve-b
("Creation Science" is to the religous right what "Global Warming" is to the socialist left.)
To: Alex Murphy
I Love the face on her. Definitely did more than one of the above---but I am Catholic and I am going to Purgatory for a few eons---that's why I have to make sure all my friends pray for my sad butt when I croke.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:51:32 AM PDT
by
brooklyn dave
(Nasrallah, Hizballah, Ayatollah, Walla Walla--they all rhyme, I should write a ditty.)
To: Alex Murphy
* Use the F word more than once a day. Well, that settles any lingering doubts about the denizens of DU.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:52:33 AM PDT
by
steve-b
("Creation Science" is to the religous right what "Global Warming" is to the socialist left.)
To: SerpentDove; siunevada
Sorry, blasphemy is not funny to me. You know, if I listed of all the things I've posted that FR Catholics have told me is blasphemous....
....it would look a lot like the WWN article.
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posted on
08/21/2006 11:14:24 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(Colossians 2:6)
To: Alex Murphy
People who find this blasphemous probably also think Voltaire and Monty Python were blasphemous. It's not making fun of God. It's making fun of the people who act like the Pharisees.
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posted on
08/21/2006 11:16:00 AM PDT
by
HungarianGypsy
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To: Alex Murphy
I recognize the top two as Paul and Jan Crouch. Who's the guy on the bottom?
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posted on
08/21/2006 11:18:15 AM PDT
by
murdoog
To: Alex Murphy; HarleyD
Lady Gamecock and I would like to join! Where do we send our love offering?
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posted on
08/21/2006 11:31:00 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(The GRPL: Because life is too short for bad Theology*)
To: Alex Murphy
I think SerpentDove is making this call sola scriptura.
For myself, I imagine a copy of your signed document was immediately transferred to the Vatican's Secret Archives.
Don't be surprised if it comes back to haunt you at a later date.
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posted on
08/21/2006 11:31:22 AM PDT
by
siunevada
(If we learn nothing from history, what's the point of having one? - Peggy Hill)
To: HungarianGypsy
My grandmother used to take great offense whenever someone made fun of the Catholic Church in any way, shape, or form. She's purse up her face in a scowl and fold her hands across her chest (quite a bit like the photo in post #1), and make sure that you and everyone around you that knew she didn't approve of
that kind of humor.
But i can testify that, when the public wasn't looking, she busted out laughing good and hard any time Monty Python or Dave Allen At Large did a church sketch (and she went out of her way to watch those shows on PBS, especially Dave Allen). Half the time I doubt she even understood the jokes. I think just the sight of men acting silly in vestments and stiff collars was what amused her.
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posted on
08/21/2006 11:31:46 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(Colossians 2:6)
To: murdoog
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posted on
08/21/2006 11:36:20 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(The GRPL: Because life is too short for bad Theology*)
To: Gamecock; murdoog
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posted on
08/21/2006 11:40:00 AM PDT
by
siunevada
(If we learn nothing from history, what's the point of having one? - Peggy Hill)
To: Alex Murphy
Oh, praise the Lord! Free Republic has a new ping list! And YOU can join it now! FReepmail me if you want to be added to The Free Republic PTL Ping List and HAIR Club!ROFLOL!!
Thanks for the laugh!
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posted on
08/21/2006 2:36:13 PM PDT
by
FJ290
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