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25 SIGNS YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!
Weekly World News ^
| 4/20/2005
| Becky Todd
Posted on 08/21/2006 9:57:35 AM PDT by Alex Murphy
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Oh, stop being a stick-in-the-mud. Go ahead and laugh! You have to admit that it's funny. It's from the Weekly World News.
If you still think it's not funny, we'll call for your elders to come and pray over you (James 5:14).
To: Alex Murphy
* Have severed heads in your freezer. D'oh! Almost made it into Heaven.
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posted on
08/21/2006 9:59:19 AM PDT
by
thoughtomator
(There is no "Islamofascism" - there is only Islam)
To: Alex Murphy
"Wear white after Labor Day."
BS
In Heaven you wear white every day.
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posted on
08/21/2006 9:59:25 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
To: Alex Murphy
Have watched a movie with graphic violence, brief nudity, sexual themes or adult language. Seeing as how "excessive religious content" will rate a movie as not for "general audiences" anymore, ANYONE watching a movie is guaranteed to see the above these days.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:00:58 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
To: All
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:02:22 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(Colossians 2:6)
To: Alex Murphy
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:02:56 AM PDT
by
GreenAccord
(I just spell-checked MOONBAT. Shouldn't that be in the FR lexicon as a valid word?)
To: thoughtomator
I note that is said severed heads, not a severed head - so, um, I'm OK there.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:03:26 AM PDT
by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
To: Alex Murphy
Oh, very humorous. I always snicker at the thought of people going to hell. Makes my day go better. /sarc
This is just a knockoff of something from The Onion or Lark News, and not as clever, just smart-alecky. Nor did I need anyone praying over me to discern that.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:03:35 AM PDT
by
Scothia
( When something important is going on, silence is a lie.)
To: Alex Murphy
If you .....Can't stand harp music. Oh no.. .....I'm a big fan of Sonny Boy Williamson, Little Walter Jacobs, Junior Wells, and James Cotton.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:05:48 AM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: All
* Think WWJD stands "What Would J.Lo Do?" I thought it was "Who Wants Jack Daniels?"
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:07:45 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
To: Alex Murphy
No self-respecting Southern woman would be caught wearing white after Labor Day and before Easter!!! It's not done!
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:09:32 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Alex Murphy; Xenalyte
Wow! Britney's really let herself go!
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:11:18 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Froufrou
I am cracking up! That is TOO funny.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:13:03 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(No movie shall triumph over "Snakes on a Plane.")
To: Alex Murphy
My mama always told me whoremongering would get me in trouble.
Who knew? She was right!
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:15:10 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(No movie shall triumph over "Snakes on a Plane.")
To: Alex Murphy
* Felt powerful and satisfied after squashing an insect. Technically, Dan Rather isn't an insect (4 legs, not 6). So I'm ok on this one.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:15:52 AM PDT
by
kidd
To: Alex Murphy
If you put me on the PTL/HAIR ping list, I would be so excited, my hair would stand up to Southern Baptist height all by itself!
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:16:14 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(No movie shall triumph over "Snakes on a Plane.")
To: Alex Murphy
This is so bad, I don't even think the Onion would run it!
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:16:57 AM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: Alex Murphy
Sorry, blasphemy is not funny to me.
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:17:17 AM PDT
by
SerpentDove
(I heard they're implanting chips in the tinfoil now.)
To: Alex Murphy
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:19:20 AM PDT
by
Toby06
(True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
To: Alex Murphy
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posted on
08/21/2006 10:24:12 AM PDT
by
sitetest
(If Roe is not overturned, no unborn child will ever be protected in law.)
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