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1 posted on 07/27/2006 9:52:15 AM PDT by Gamecock

"yeah, my purpose is to beat you unconscious and steal your plasma TV."

You just gotta admire a man who knows his purpose in life.

2 posted on 07/27/2006 9:55:12 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)

To: Alex Murphy; Frumanchu; irishtenor; rwfromkansas; Dr. Eckleburg; nobdysfool; alpha-8-25-02; ...

3 posted on 07/27/2006 9:56:25 AM PDT by Gamecock ("God's sheep are brought home by the Holy Spirit, and there won't be one of them lost." L R Shelton)

4 posted on 07/27/2006 10:02:03 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Rugged individualists of the world, unite!)

There was a time the Bible was the book of choice for God's Word...

5 posted on 07/27/2006 10:03:07 AM PDT by ConservativeMind

I'll settle for a Smith & Wesson.

7 posted on 07/27/2006 10:10:00 AM PDT by shekkian

Speaking from personal experience I find Thurman Billings a very typical Madisonian. More usually, though, Madisonians are atheist materialist self worshipers and even more clueless than Thurman.

8 posted on 07/27/2006 10:26:47 AM PDT by Iris7 (Dare to be pigheaded! Stubborn! "Tolerance" is not a virtue!)

Q: My church is embarking on something called "40 Days of Purpose". Can you explain what this is?

A: Sure! The popular "40 Days of Purpose"® discipleship effort originated with Saddleback Church® in Lake Forest, California. The program leads participants through forty daily studies to help them discover God's will® for their lives. The 40® Days of Purpose® campaign is based on the popular book, The Purpose®-Driven Life® by Rick Warren®, pastor of Saddleback® Church®. That book, a sequel to Warren's® earlier best-seller, The Purpose®-Driven® Church®, examines the gospel® message at its most fundamental level, bringing participants® closer to Jesus® and to their life's purpose®. Indeed, Warren's® entire line of Purpose®-Driven® products® are used globally, even by churches® not affiliated with Saddleback®. Warren's® website® puts it best: "The 40® Days® of Purpose® campaign helps Christians® new and old find their purpose® in life®, for the glory of God®." Enjoy your journey® through the 40® Days® of Purpose® campaign®!

9 posted on 07/27/2006 10:32:38 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (Colossians 4:6)

LOL! Nothing like a little satire to spice things up! :-)

10 posted on 07/27/2006 10:46:37 AM PDT by knittnmom (...surrounded by reality)

I would have read to him from my personal Purpose Driven Sig!

11 posted on 07/27/2006 10:46:59 AM PDT by Rummyfan

To: Gamecock; 4CJ

The media/lapdogs have been called off the Warren/Osteen assault [/s]--wonder if that because T. D. Jakes' book is front and center at Wallyworld and the Bishop is an untouchable????

12 posted on 07/27/2006 10:49:56 AM PDT by BikerGold (Woman Love Men With BIG Pickups As We Can Haul Home Bigger Furniture)

What was that audio going around the internet a few months ago, about the three little old ladies beating a guy up with their Bibles?

15 posted on 07/27/2006 1:10:29 PM PDT by kaehurowing

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