THE CHURCH SOVERIEGN GRACE TOOK BACK FROM THE FOUNDER OF THE SEEKER FREINDLY MOVEMENT
A.M.-TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PARODY AT IT'S BEST!!!!!!!!!!
5 SOLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 07/26/2006 6:47:38 AM PDT by Alex Murphy
Good grief, we Christians are still fighting each other, at a time in which the non-Muslim world is fighting to survive against the onslaught of the Islamofacists. No wonder non-Christians speak ill against the Christian Church.
ROTFLMAO!!
That's one of the better ones you've posted from this site.
Being a literalist is one thing. Failing to recognize obvious satire is quite another.
Hilarious. I'm a southern baptist and so are my two best friends. We often each lunch together with two our other good friends who are A/G pastors of our local college campus ministry, which I still attend from time to time. The converstaions can sometimes be interesting.
This one's bad, too!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/1672216/posts
Woo-Hooo! The Sword of the Lord, and of Gideon! Cry Potluck, and let slip the parishiners of war!
Oh, ok, this was satire. Sorry to goof up on this one.
This is a joke, right?
Aw, come on. Do you really have to ask?
"The ads, set to run in major newspapers beginning Thursday, show smiling, overweight Caucasian families walking into Southern Baptist churches. The SBC hopes to attract more smiling, overweight Caucasian families."
well , the headline was most alarming...then there was that sign that was partially burned. ha!
Good laugh for the day. Thanks!
Um, you didn't check the source, did you? It's Lark News, which is similar to The Onion.
It's just good that the Catholics didn't get involved...
We have missals.
Writer for the Lark, are you? LOL!
THE CHURCH SOVERIEGN GRACE TOOK BACK FROM THE FOUNDER OF THE SEEKER FREINDLY MOVEMENT
A.M.-TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PARODY AT IT'S BEST!!!!!!!!!!
5 SOLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huh. My sense of humor get's me in trouble sometimes and I often see a funny side to life that others don't. I didn't laugh though. I was thinking, great, the media seems to have it in for us as it is and people will probably believe this. I need to read the article again.
"The SBC says they tried to work through the National Association of Evangelicals to bring sanctions against the A/G for "aggressive membership recruitment," but that secret deliberations ended inconclusively, and the SBC decided to act alone."
Well, by golly, that'll show 'em. And what a good example is being set for those who were thinking about giving Christianity an honest try. Why, them dern Christians fight like cats and dogs...
you forgot some legal boilerplate:
"No United Nations observers were harmed during the making of this parody."
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