Good grief, we Christians are still fighting each other, at a time in which the non-Muslim world is fighting to survive against the onslaught of the Islamofacists. No wonder non-Christians speak ill against the Christian Church.
Being a literalist is one thing. Failing to recognize obvious satire is quite another.
This one's bad, too!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/1672216/posts
Um, you didn't check the source, did you? It's Lark News, which is similar to The Onion.
It's satire!!!
It's worse than you think. The Presbyterians and Episcopalians are divesting from the SBC.