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Mohammed in the "Gospel" of Barnabas - ZOT for the Theologians
Posted on 07/17/2006 9:05:28 AM PDT by parakletos
The GREAT PROPHET MOHAMMED was mentioned by name in the forgotten gospel of Barnabas,who was one of the disciples of THE GREAT PROPHET JESUS CHRIST.
The gospel is here: www.barnabas.net/
in the aforementioned site,make a search for the word "mohammed".
heres a sample: from part 97
Then said the priest: `How shall the Messiah be called, and what sign shall reveal his coming?'
Jesus answered: `The name of the Messiah is admirable, for God himself gave him the name when he had created his soul, and placed it in a celestial splendour. God said: "Wait Mohammed; for thy sake I will to create paradise, the world, and a great multitude of creatures, whereof I make thee a present, insomuch that whoso bless thee shall be blessed, and whoso shall curse thee shall be accursed. When I shall send thee into the world I shall send thee as my messenger of salvation, and thy word shall be true, insomuch that heaven and earth shall fail, but thy faith shall never fail." Mohammed is his blessed name.'
Then the crowd lifted up their voices, saying: `O God, send us thy messenger: O Mohammed, come quickly for the salvation of the world!'
what do you think?
TOPICS: Islam
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To: Monkey Face
I'm glad your glad that I'm glad!!
201
posted on
08/01/2006 2:02:10 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: rzeznikj at stout
LMAO!!!
You forgot:
The Gospel of Admin Moderator
The Gospel of Lead Moderator
The Gospel of Sidebar Moderator
The Gospel of Religion Moderator
202
posted on
08/01/2006 2:05:10 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Monkey Face
"Getting material for another book?" Always. But I wasn't talking about me!
Who do you know who loftily goes on about a diet of hot chocolate?
203
posted on
08/01/2006 2:07:46 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Everybody always looks here for some really incredible insight, and they always find this stuff.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; JRios1968; stephenjohnbanker; al baby; NicknamedBob
Oh yeah...
Whoops!!
Come to think of it, the Acts of the Moderators as well.
Ok, since I'm missing quite a few books, let's try to find the missing books and reassemble the regular canon (so that's not going to include Cowbell, Epistle to Bruce Dickinson, Epistle to the OSS Troll, Stupid, Geeks, KOssacks, and Singles)
However, we can place these in the Extended Canon...8^)
The Regular Canon of the Great Book of FR (as I have it):
Preface
Bloggers
I Forum
II Forum
Freep
Conservatism
Chronicles of Kitties
Armaments
Pings
Moose
Cheese
Sisters
Religions
Liberty
I Chronicles of Bob
II Chronicles of Bob
III Chronicles of Bob
Beebers
Epistle to Trolls
Viking Kitties
Zot
Pavings
Kings
DUmmies
Silliness
The Gospel of Admin Moderator
The Gospel of Lead Moderator
The Gospel of Sidebar Moderator
The Gospel of Religion Moderator
The Acts of the Moderators
I Computers
II Computers
Keywords
Taglines
Epilogue
204
posted on
08/01/2006 2:18:33 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))
To: sionnsar
Sporks are Evil... You don't have to believe me. Find out for yourself. Do up a bowl of pasta when you are really hungry and try and eat it with a spork...
The horror...
205
posted on
08/01/2006 2:20:52 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: rzeznikj at stout
206
posted on
08/01/2006 2:23:16 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
207
posted on
08/01/2006 2:24:41 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement=Capitulation)
To: rzeznikj at stout
208
posted on
08/01/2006 2:25:52 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement=Capitulation)
To: Dead Corpse
Try eating with spork, pive, and knoon, off your dinner flate...
209
posted on
08/01/2006 2:25:56 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: sionnsar
210
posted on
08/01/2006 2:32:52 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: sionnsar
Could be. The way I've always known it was "Moose"
211
posted on
08/01/2006 2:33:07 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Do not mock the spork. It's evil is great enough already. I am given to understand that it's origins are somewhere in the depths of Mesopotamian demonology...
212
posted on
08/01/2006 2:38:25 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: Dead Corpse
Mesobowlamian, more likely.
213
posted on
08/01/2006 2:49:20 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement=Capitulation)
To: sionnsar
in the Religion Forum?
wake me when they SBR it.
214
posted on
08/01/2006 2:56:45 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
To: Dead Corpse
Ancient Mesoptamian Spork... did Saddam eat with a spork?
215
posted on
08/01/2006 2:58:49 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: NicknamedBob
I'm the only true chocoholic I know, so it would be me. Or your choice...;o]
216
posted on
08/01/2006 3:05:48 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Probably knot. He doesn't liek the uther wite meet.
217
posted on
08/01/2006 3:09:52 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: Monkey Face
Oh, no, it's my own fault.
I allowed us to start out under-chaparralized.
218
posted on
08/01/2006 3:10:35 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Everybody always looks here for some really incredible insight, and they always find this stuff.)
To: Monkey Face
Yuo haev a knoint there...
219
posted on
08/01/2006 3:12:28 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Dead Corpse; Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face
If the Easter Bunny brings Easter Eggs, does the Spork-Weasel bring Sporks? (To eat the Easter Eggs with!)
220
posted on
08/01/2006 3:15:59 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Everybody always looks here for some really incredible insight, and they always find this stuff.)
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