[Alex Murphy]

Sacred cow alert!

[giotto]

This is from The Onion, right?

[A_perfect_lady]

When I was a little girl I was afraid to take a bath for fear the Rapture would come and lift me up out of the tub naked, and I'd go floating up to Heaven with no clothes on and everyone would be pointing and laughing. ;^)

[Zeroisanumber]

Come the Rapture, I'm going to get me a sporty new car and a nice piece of oceanfront property.

[D-fendr]

Somebody's been watchin too many bad movies.

[Salvation]

Is the word, "rapture" in the Bible?

[Larry Lucido]

I always thought a "rapture helmet" would be a good idea, you know, in case you're in the basement or something when it happens.

[Pyro7480]

I'm sorry, but this article reminded me of this parody (from Yet Another Ready.gov Parody, and posted on several sites, like Safenow.org)

Beware--some terrorists look like Michael Jackson and have an arsenal of clean white shirts.

If you spot an act of terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, just yell really loudly.

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with scary eyes, run away now.

That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.