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Rapture Safety cards prepare parishioners, airline-style
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| October 2005
Posted on 07/07/2006 4:16:26 PM PDT by Alex Murphy
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To: Gamecock; Dr. Eckleburg; HarleyD; Frumanchu; suzyjaruki; AlbionGirl; P-Marlowe
Sacred cow alert!
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posted on
07/07/2006 4:17:40 PM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(Colossians 4:6)
To: Alex Murphy
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posted on
07/07/2006 4:35:06 PM PDT
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Sue Perkick
(...heavy strings, tune low, play hard and floor it. Floor it. That's technical talk....)
To: Sue Perkick; Alex Murphy; P-Marlowe
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. Wasn't that the sequence for the "dead albatross" kick in Karate Kid VI?
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posted on
07/07/2006 4:49:15 PM PDT
by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It. Supporting our Troops Means Praying for them to Win!)
To: Sue Perkick
"Words fail me."
Those are the words I was looking for!
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posted on
07/07/2006 4:51:11 PM PDT
by
loboinok
(Gun control is, hitting what you aim at!)
To: Alex Murphy
This is from The Onion, right?
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posted on
07/07/2006 5:13:09 PM PDT
by
giotto
To: Alex Murphy
When I was a little girl I was afraid to take a bath for fear the Rapture would come and lift me up out of the tub naked, and I'd go floating up to Heaven with no clothes on and everyone would be pointing and laughing. ;^)
To: Alex Murphy
Come the Rapture, I'm going to get me a sporty new car and a nice piece of oceanfront property.
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posted on
07/07/2006 5:21:05 PM PDT
by
Zeroisanumber
(Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
To: A_perfect_lady
It could be worse. you could be going the bathroom. Now that would be embarrassing.
To: Alex Murphy
To: escapefromboston
I also agonized about that, but I wasn't going to talk about it here... ;^)
Somebody's been watchin too many bad movies.
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posted on
07/07/2006 7:29:41 PM PDT
by
D-fendr
To: D-fendr
Somebody's been watchin too many bad movies. www.badmovies.org
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posted on
07/07/2006 7:52:53 PM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(Colossians 4:6)
To: Alex Murphy
Is the word, "rapture" in the Bible?
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posted on
07/07/2006 7:58:15 PM PDT
by
Salvation
(†With God all things are possible.†)
To: Salvation
Is the word, "rapture" in the Bible?Sure...It's in the same chapter where you find the word Trinity
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posted on
07/07/2006 8:11:14 PM PDT
by
Iscool
(President Bush loves AMNESTY...But he hates the DICTIONARY...)
To: Salvation
Is the word, "rapture" in the Bible?
Rapture takes two OTTAWA The Rapture occurred March 31, 2005, at 9:43 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time and took both people on the planet whose theology was exactly correct.
Dan Wilson of Ottawa, Canada, was snatched away while sleeping.
"He spent years refining his eschatological scheme," says his wife. "Just last week he told me he had it all right, but I still disagreed with him on a minor point. I regret that now."
Rejna Thanawalla of New Delhi, India, also experienced the Rapture, say friends.
"She knew exactly what the books of Revelation and Daniel meant," they say. "Sadly, none of us listened to her."
In a surprise, Tim LaHaye says he was "slightly wrong on the subject of the Beast," and was left behind. Other prophecy experts say they, too, botched minor points in their end times charts.
"Looks like we'll have to stay and wait this out," said one disappointed pastor.
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posted on
07/07/2006 8:31:52 PM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(Colossians 4:6)
To: Iscool
Good sense of humor there!
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posted on
07/07/2006 8:32:53 PM PDT
by
Salvation
(†With God all things are possible.†)
To: Alex Murphy; Gamecock; Dr. Eckleburg; HarleyD; Frumanchu; suzyjaruki; AlbionGirl; P-Marlowe; ...
Da-n, where did everyone go? What did I do with that card?
To: Iscool
Actually the word rapture is in the bible....a Latin Bible. The latin for "caught up," I believe, is something like "rapturos" or something like that.
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posted on
07/07/2006 9:27:36 PM PDT
by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It. Supporting our Troops Means Praying for them to Win!)
To: Alex Murphy
Christ himself references the Trinity:
Matthew 28:19-20
- 19 Go, therefore, and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the holy Spirit,
20 teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, until the end of the age."
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posted on
07/07/2006 9:28:10 PM PDT
by
Salvation
(†With God all things are possible.†)
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