Posted on 12/08/2004 6:20:48 AM PST by Alex Murphy
Most biblical scholars agree that the Second Coming of Jesus is just around the corner, with the Son of God likely to return to Earth as early as December. And a new book by a top Bible expert tells how to conduct themselves in His presence.
"If you are lucky enough to meet Jesus in person, you want to make the best impression possible," declares the Rev. Keith Pithe, author of of the exciting new book A Godly Manner.
Here are some of the common Second Coming etiquette, followed by the Rev. Pithe's answers:
Warmhearted Jesus always loved to be hugged and embraced, especially by children. A simple handshake is acceptable, too. But don't try too hard to impress the Savior with how "manly" your grip is. Squeezing Christ's palms could irritate his crucifixion wounds.
May I complain? You might have a beef about the way things are going in your life, and you may hold God to blame. But before you shoot off your mouth, remind yourself that Judgement Day is due to arrive soon after the Second Coming, and you want to stay on His good side.
"Our Lord will undoubtedly abide by the dietary restrictions outlined in the Old Testament," says the Atlanta-based Rev. Pithe.
What if His table manners are odd? Modern utensils may not be familiar to Jesus, who was raised in ancient Palestine. Don't be surprised if He appears uncomfortable using a fork and table knife.
Don't attempt to correct Him, just quietly show him the correct way by example.
If Christ cracks a joke Himself, don't feel compelled to laugh if you don't get it.
Says Rev. Pithe, "Jesus can spot a phony a mile away."
###"Is it O.K. to make a joke? Yes. Jesus has a wonderful sense of humor, although it would be a good idea to keep your jokes clean"###
We are made in the image of God so as we have senses of humor, Jesus must also. One thing though is that Jesus was also "a Man of Sorrows"
...but Jesus would proably not want to be in the most glamorous place in the world he would be with the poor the sick the lonely, and that is where he would want us to place our values...
Are you saying you would miss out on even meeting him?
As Jesus is the Word made Flesh I believe we can figure Christ to be a physical being. The Father and Holy spirit are spiritual beings therefore They will be revealed in Jesus upon His returm. This will be when all things are made new.
A question is raised about our judgement upon our immediate death. I think we will be judged in our spirits and those in heaven will enter the new earth as physical beings with Jesus at the Second Coming.
Absoloutely not! I would go and see him anywhere he was in the world in a New York Minute!
I'd love to bring him to my ECUSA parish. Maybe he'd stand up and preach!
Wasn't this on World Net Daily?
You will, as John did, fall at His feet as one dead!
Noone gets frivolous with the God of the universe.
i would gladly do exactly that, and beg like crazy.
he is emmanuel which means god among us.
he is god and he is of god. he is a different being, but the same.
It might sound confusing, but i get it completely
;^)
considering everything that is going on in this world.
I'd say we have 3 1/2 yrs after easter.
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