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You have been officially snubbed by the swarm (regurgitatus calvinexit getus outahereamus)
Where does this stuff come from? | 11Dec03 | ZinsMeister

Posted on 12/11/2003 7:22:31 PM PST by xzins

There are other clubs that would probably reject me, so I shouldn't feel hurt:

1. Hillary Clinton Fan Club
2. Bill Clinton Kneepad Society
3. All religions that start with the early letters in the alphabet.
4. I got kicked out of glee club in the 8th grade
5. My mom & dad didn't invite me to their wedding

Therefore, this rejection by calvinists is difficult, but my experience with past rejection has made for a "soft landing."

If you've been regurgitatus calvinexit, please take a post to tell your story. The regurgitatus sensitivity group will meet at FR's rostafarian smokers lounge.

Xzins


TOPICS: General Discusssion; Humor; Moral Issues; Theology
KEYWORDS: calvin; notcalvin
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1 posted on 12/11/2003 7:22:32 PM PST by xzins
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To: xzins
You were rejected by something? I really didn't get some of the point.
2 posted on 12/11/2003 7:34:30 PM PST by GeronL (Is your Tagline weak, limp and ineffective? Has it hurt your relationship? Try TiAGra today!!!!)
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To: GeronL; Revelation 911; The Grammarian; SpookBrat; Dust in the Wind; JesseShurun; maestro; ...
tongue-in-cheek humor, my good man :>)

go by magic click to: Exurge, Calvinisti, et judica causam tuam...

3 posted on 12/11/2003 7:40:00 PM PST by xzins (Retired Army and Proud of It!)
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To: xzins
AAAHhhh.

So some FReepers are using Jim Robs webpage as a place to run a new religion?? And who is this Calvin dude? /kidding

4 posted on 12/11/2003 7:43:13 PM PST by GeronL (Is your Tagline weak, limp and ineffective? Has it hurt your relationship? Try TiAGra today!!!!)
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To: GeronL
Ohhh...the bandwidth wantonly wasted


(say that 7 times real fast)
5 posted on 12/11/2003 7:47:53 PM PST by xzins (Retired Army and Proud of It!)
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To: xzins
so you were trying to be a Calvinistic Monk?
6 posted on 12/11/2003 7:50:22 PM PST by GeronL (Is your Tagline weak, limp and ineffective? Has it hurt your relationship? Try TiAGra today!!!!)
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To: GeronL; P-Marlowe; Wrigley; Jean Chauvin; OrthodoxPresbyterian
Calvinists are far too randy to be monks.....but the beer/ale would be a major enticement.
7 posted on 12/11/2003 7:53:35 PM PST by xzins (Retired Army and Proud of It!)
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To: xzins
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
8 posted on 12/11/2003 8:04:34 PM PST by P-Marlowe (Former Official Arminian Ambassador to the Calvinist Heretics, Present Resident Ambassador at Large.)
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To: xzins
This is a vanity post. Where is the moderator when you need one!
9 posted on 12/11/2003 8:11:32 PM PST by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock; P-Marlowe; drstevej
Gamey, I don't know if you're a regurgitatus or an ingestijoinus, but you bring up a great point.

Would you be ADMIN MODERATOR of this thread and kick anyone's a$$ off who isn't an official reject of the regurgitatus group?

I have great confidence in your high integrity and basic insanity. Otherwise, I wouldn't approach you like this.
10 posted on 12/11/2003 8:34:17 PM PST by xzins (I knew that)
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To: xzins
HUNH ?
11 posted on 12/11/2003 9:01:27 PM PST by nopardons
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To: xzins
Snubbed? Why, I thought you wanted to be unfettered!
12 posted on 12/11/2003 9:02:05 PM PST by Alex Murphy (Athanasius contra mundum!)
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To: xzins
I thank God He chose to see us regenerated and not reformed.
13 posted on 12/11/2003 9:05:12 PM PST by Cvengr (0:^))
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To: Alex Murphy
What?

Sounds like viewpoint discrimination to me.
14 posted on 12/11/2003 9:11:55 PM PST by xzins (All I want for Christmas is a Calvinist)
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Sounds like viewpoint discrimination to me.

You can read and participate in any thread you want, xzins. No one's denying you that. You're just griping because someone else's will is overriding yours. Again.

15 posted on 12/11/2003 9:17:22 PM PST by Alex Murphy (Athanasius contra mundum!)
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To: Alex Murphy
I'm not griping.

I'm humoring.

Humorously gripping, if you must. :>)
16 posted on 12/11/2003 9:21:13 PM PST by xzins (All I want for Christmas is a Calvinist)
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To: xzins
Applying my patented, Socratean Stand-Up Axiom "Comedian, Amuse Thyself" I see :)
17 posted on 12/11/2003 9:26:20 PM PST by Alex Murphy (Athanasius contra mundum!)
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To: xzins
I'm sorry to hear you didn't make it in.

I quoted a Roman Catholic mystic and was accepted.

I considered Meister Eckhart but he probably wouldn't have "cut the mustard".

Hey, go back and try William Law. You never know.
18 posted on 12/11/2003 11:13:24 PM PST by lockeliberty
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To: xzins
...if you must.

We must.

You have a choice.

19 posted on 12/11/2003 11:25:18 PM PST by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of gray.)
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To: xzins; drstevej
amusing thread x -

why do our swarm brothers and sisters always seem a bit cranky ? - It cant be tight temple undies....perhaps its the steady Atkins Servetus diet thats messing up thier electrolytes

Im thinking you could request inclusion into the swarm collective ping list as a dietary consultant - what say yee Popeil (pocket fisher of men) ?

20 posted on 12/12/2003 3:45:25 AM PST by Revelation 911 (papal constipation is nothing to be ashamed of)
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