Bill's new physique has Hil pumped

New York Daily News ^ | October 12, 2003 | Rush & Molloy

[sarcasm]

You'll never guess which female admirer is paying attention to Bill Clinton now: his wife.

Speaking to a gay-rights group the other night, Sen. Hillary Clinton mooned over her newly buff husband.

True, Bubba may not have the six-pack abs of some of the guys who attended the Empire State Pride Agenda dinner at the New York Sheraton. But, after the slimmed-down Bill pledged his support to the group via video, Hillary got up to confirm that "he's been working out. I hope you noticed."

Amid laughter, she added, archly, "The next time you see him, tell him I noticed."

Both Clintons are said to be on the South Beach Diet, the brainchild of Miami cardiologist Dr. Arthur Agatston. The 42nd President, often Mc-ribbed for his love of junk food while in the Oval Office, has lost as much as 30 pounds.

Mrs. Clinton seemed to be getting her own exercise Thursday, pounding the podium as she hammered President Bush.

"At first, I just thought they were trying to roll back the clock on the Clinton administration," our spy reports her saying. "I have to admit, I kind of took that personally. But as I watched in Congress what they are doing to this country, it is clear that they want to roll the country back beyond FDR ...to a time when they didn't have to deal with women, or with gays, or with anyone else."

Among those on hand were Sen. Chuck Schumer, Gov. Pataki, City Council Speaker Gifford Miller, Alan Cumming, Dick Gephardt's daughter Chrissy and John Kerry's stepson Chris Heinz (who, much to the disappointment of our spies, turns out not to be gay).

[motherof 3]

Hillary always has to be mean, rude and partisan. Besides, I don't think Bill looks good at all.

[1rudeboy]

. . . she added, archly, "The next time you see him, tell him I noticed."

Why don't you just pick-up the phone, Senator?

[SC Swamp Fox]

That post deserves a "Just Damn!"

[oceanperch]

Bubba ain't hot! My God he is shrinking into an elderly mans form.

Unless that is the latest hottie craze for Dem women.

Has anyone noticed that Chelsea's bo looks a lot like a young bubba?

[oceanperch]

She's got a little to much cargo for them pants.

[arasina]

It's not operating in reverse, however. Does Hillary really think Bill slimmed down for HER? Oh, I forgot. She believes all his lies.

[mhking]

Just damn.

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[mrsmith]

PBS, July 7, 1999
SPENCER MICHELS: "... Clinton is bound to face many tough questions from the rough-and-tumble New York press..."

Rough-and-tumble New York press: "Oh, isn't your husband a dreamboat?"

[Fraulein]

[cyborg]

deserves a kitchen tall vomit bag warning...

[FITZ]

Speaking to a gay-rights group the other night, Sen. Hillary Clinton mooned over her newly buff husband.

There are reasons the gays like Clinton. And yes ---- thinking of him as "buff" will only make them like him more. Bill Clinton is swishy --- no matter how many womanizing stories there are out about him ---- and those are either because he's trying to prove something or they're trying to convince us.

[Fraulein]

deserves a kitchen tall vomit bag warning...

[FITZ]

The last woman in the world Bill Clinton wanted to get the attention of was his own wife.

But we know the only sex acts Bill Clinton participates in could be done for him by a man or a woman ---- including those described in the Starr report footnotes. And gay men are more inclined than women to do those.

[FITZ]

The last woman in the world

Plus she wasn't talking to a woman's group----- it was gay men she was telling to take a look at his new form. Maybe he's almost ready to come out of the closet.

[cyborg]

What other reaction to Bill Clinton's buff body can I have?!

[cyborg]

could be done with a hole in the wall too... maybe he's familiar with george michael bathroom escapades

[cyborg]

Isn't a man's sudden interest in his own appearance and watching shows like Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, a sign of 'the other woman'?

[Republic]

OH BARF!!Have never seen that pic...is it the genuine article or a touch up? Who is the girl? And as for bill clinton ever being buff----he is so pastey and feminine, ever watch his wrists in action?, so whiney and well, out of control, there is no way anyone could mistake him for masculine. The women who service him are excited or WERE excited about his power seat, not his hot body. For sure.

[Howlin]

[ChadGore]

This woman reminds people of what's worst in our country.