Bill's new physique has Hil pumped

New York Daily News ^ | October 12, 2003 | Rush & Molloy

[sarcasm]

You'll never guess which female admirer is paying attention to Bill Clinton now: his wife.

Speaking to a gay-rights group the other night, Sen. Hillary Clinton mooned over her newly buff husband.

True, Bubba may not have the six-pack abs of some of the guys who attended the Empire State Pride Agenda dinner at the New York Sheraton. But, after the slimmed-down Bill pledged his support to the group via video, Hillary got up to confirm that "he's been working out. I hope you noticed."

Amid laughter, she added, archly, "The next time you see him, tell him I noticed."

Both Clintons are said to be on the South Beach Diet, the brainchild of Miami cardiologist Dr. Arthur Agatston. The 42nd President, often Mc-ribbed for his love of junk food while in the Oval Office, has lost as much as 30 pounds.

Mrs. Clinton seemed to be getting her own exercise Thursday, pounding the podium as she hammered President Bush.

"At first, I just thought they were trying to roll back the clock on the Clinton administration," our spy reports her saying. "I have to admit, I kind of took that personally. But as I watched in Congress what they are doing to this country, it is clear that they want to roll the country back beyond FDR ...to a time when they didn't have to deal with women, or with gays, or with anyone else."

Among those on hand were Sen. Chuck Schumer, Gov. Pataki, City Council Speaker Gifford Miller, Alan Cumming, Dick Gephardt's daughter Chrissy and John Kerry's stepson Chris Heinz (who, much to the disappointment of our spies, turns out not to be gay).

[11B3]

The Ankle should just STFU.

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[milemark]

The last woman in the world Bill Clinton wanted to get the attention of was his own wife.

[Free_at_last_-2001]

"The next time you see him, tell him I noticed." Eh ...So a load of gay guys will see her husband before she does?

[longfellow]

Maybe his new slim look is due to aids?

[HAL9000]

The 42nd President, often Mc-ribbed for his love of junk food while in the Oval Office, has lost as much as 30 pounds.

He's up to something. Beware.

[ambrose]

[pt17]

He's up to something. Beware.

Could be, HAL. Could also be he isn't catching as much while trolling and figures he needs more bait.

[sarcasm]

Way too early for that.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

[Maigrey]

But...But... But I thought that the Rats loved FDR? Wazzup?

[ReleaseTheHounds]

This article and a number of the replies are AMPLE reasons for a BARF Alert! Please... it's Sunday morning!

[Paul_B]

Let me guess - after Hillary's excoriation of Bush/Republicans, Pataki applauded .

[PBRSTREETGANG]

The 42nd President, often Mc-ribbed for his love of junk food while in the Oval Office, has lost as much as 30 pounds.

His new cocaine dealer must be giving him primo quality stuff.

[maxwellp]

I just think he's jealous of President Bush's trim and fit look!

[Snardius]

Speaking to a gay-rights group the other night, Sen. Hillary Clinton mooned over her newly buff husband.

Using "Hillary Clinton" and "mooned" in the same sentence draws a picture in the mind that is immediately followed by an unsettled stomach.

[mikrofon]

So, Bill's gone from buffet to buffed -- yeah, right...

[jetson]

These people are truely putrid.

[JZoback]

...it is clear that they want to roll the country back beyond FDR ...to a time when they didn't have to deal with women, or with gays, or with anyone else."

I wonder when she runs for the Whitehouse, will she be able to get away saying this nonsense?

Probably she will