Caption this Photo-- Monica Alert

[metalboy]

Woooooo! Look at that there pic..Yeaah! I gots ta git me some of that! Squeel now squeel now EEEEEEEEEEEEEE..

[T'wit]

Anyone who can post graphics: freepmail me an e-mail address and I'll pass along some choice Monica shots from days gone by.

[metalboy]

Mountain Man: Now, let's you just drop them pants.
Bobby: Drop?
Mountain Man: Just take 'em right off.
Bobby: I-I mean, what's this all about?
Toothless Man: Don't say anything, just do it.
Mountain Man: Just drop 'em, boy. (To Ed - at knifepoint) You ever had your b---s cut off, you f--kin' ape? Looky there, that's sharp. Bet it would shave a hair.
Toothless Man: Why don't you try it and see? (To Bobby) Take off that little ol' bitty shirt there, too. (To Mountain Man) Did he bleed?
Mountain Man: He bled. (To Bobby) Them panties. Take 'em off. (After attacking him) Hey boy, you look just like a hog....(Holding Bobby's nose as he straddles him from behind) Come on piggy, give me a ride...Looks like we got us a sow here, instead of a boar....I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Bobby: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[cp124]

Wheres the beef?

[metalboy]

Mountain Man: Now, let's you just drop them pants.
Bobby: Drop?
Mountain Man: Just take 'em right off.
Bobby: I-I mean, what's this all about?
Toothless Man: Don't say anything, just do it.
Mountain Man: Just drop 'em, boy. (To Ed - at knifepoint) You ever had your b---s cut off, you f--kin' ape? Looky there, that's sharp. Bet it would shave a hair.
Toothless Man: Why don't you try it and see? (To Bobby) Take off that little ol' bitty shirt there, too. (To Mountain Man) Did he bleed?
Mountain Man: He bled. (To Bobby) Them panties. Take 'em off. (After attacking him) Hey boy, you look just like a hog....(Holding Bobby's nose as he straddles him from behind) Come on piggy, give me a ride...Looks like we got us a sow here, instead of a boar....I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Bobby: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Fried Twinkie

Ingredients:
For Twinkies:
6 Twinkies
Popsicle sticks
4 cups vegetable oil
Flour for dusting

For Batter:
1 cup milk
2 tablespoons vinegar
1 tablespoon oil
1 cup flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt

Directions:
Chill or freeze Twinkies for several hours or overnight.

Heat 4 cups vegetable oil in deep fryer to about 375-degrees.

To make batter: Mix together milk, vinegar and oil. In another bowl, blend flour, baking powder and salt. Whisk wet ingredients into dry and continue mixing until smooth. Refrigerate while oil heats.

Push stick into Twinkie lengthwise, leaving about 2-inches to use as a handle, dust with flour and dip into the batter. Rotate Twinkie until batter covers entire cake. Place carefully in hot oil. The Twinkie will float, so hold it under with a utensil to ensure even browing. It should turn golden in three to four minutes. Depending on the size of your deep fryer, you might be able to fry only one at a time, two at the most.

Remove Twinkie to paper towel and let drain. Remove stick and allow Twinkie to sit for about 5 minutes before serving.

Variation: Slice Twinkie into four pieces. Flour and batter each before frying. With this treatment, one Twinkie will serve two people if accompanied by a sauce.

Recipe makes six servings.

[small_l_libertarian]

They look like Grizzly Adams and John Lennon.

[Charles Henrickson]

They look like Grizzly Adams and John Lennon.

Don't want to imagine that!

[Snardius]

"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer...

My wife thinks oral sex is talking me out of it...

[T'wit]

Fantastic! I owe you one -- though I can't imagine a recipe to equal this one :-)

[Snardius]

Gotta be jam 'cause jelly don't shake like that.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Thread killer!

[3catsanadog]

Huh??????

Geez, it's bad enough when I'm surfin' the web, and now it has hacked into Free Republic.

[3catsanadog]

Me, being the heterosexual woman I am, can only imagine the guys here on FR are thinking that she's got the mouth for it but the teeth are right scary.

[3catsanadog]

I'm convinced that anything I want to know about, I can find it here on Free Republic.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Education, it's a good thing.

[Sabertooth]

What a skank. Her parents must be so proud.

She didn't fall far from the tree.

When her dad was interviewed, and popped off about Ken Starr while sucking up to Clinton, I actually pitied Monica. A decent father would have said that any man, even a President, who treats his daughter that way deserves to have his nose broken, and dared the Secret Service to tell him otherwise.

Bernard Lewinsky was a complete Clymer.

I know Monica was an uber-needy adult at the time, but she needed to hear her father say that. She needed to hear him talk like that throughout her childhood, and perhaps she would have had the self-respect to ignore the Big Creep.

[OXENinFLA]

Make it STOP!

[InvisibleChurch]

monica's cloaking device must be in the shop

[Palladin]

Halloween Special--The Return of Jaws