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[Andonius_99]

GEORGE W. BUSH The White House Washington, D.C. USA

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for congress and lost.

I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that gave me land using taxpayer money.

Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.

With my father's help (and his name) was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America.

Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.

I became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I attacked and took over two countries.

I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

I shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.

I set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

I am the first President in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

I am the first President in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

I am the first year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any President in US history.

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.

I set the record for more campaign fundraising trips, while in office, than any other President in US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any President in US history.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any President in US history.

I set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any President since the advent of television.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any President in US history.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves, as past Presidents have.

I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. (see also: http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches).

I dissolved more international treaties than any President in US history.

My Presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.(The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.)

I am the first President in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go technically bankrupt.

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.

I am the first President in US history to order an unprovoked US first attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation; I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community, and without consultation with or consent from the Congress or the American people.

I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any President in US history.

I am the first President in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.

I am the first President in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of Congressional oversight, than any Presidential administration in US history.

I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and, by default, no longer abide by the Geneva conventions.

I am the first President in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any President in US history.

I am the first President to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).

I am the first US President to establish, in effect, a secret shadow government.

I took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and, in less than a year, made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history). I, with a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

I am the first US President in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my Presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

I am the first US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.

I failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.'

I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months, I have no leads and zero suspects.

In the 18 months following the 911 attacks, I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.

I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other President in US history.

In a little over two years I created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the Civil War.

I entered office with the best economy in US history and, in less than two years, turned every single economic category heading straight down.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

I was AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.

I refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

For personal references, please speak to my Daddy or Uncle James Baker.

(They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war profiteering.)

[Andonius_99]

I recieved this in an email yesterday and just got the time to post it now...it's funny how the liberals I work with soil themselves over Dubya. Don't you dare contradict them though...they speak nothing but the truth.

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[Alouette]

Nancy Pelosi sent me that chain letter in a snail mail, along with a prepaid postage reply envelope for my donation to the DNC.

BWAHAHAHA. I spit in the envelope and mailed it back!

[akorahil]

I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

And may God bless him for that!

[Howlin]

Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.

Just for starters, this is a lie:

Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.

And the was NO Hollywood movie.

[Nonstatist]

They sound awfully upset. Maybe Dr. Dean can make them feel better.

[mbynack]

Here's a web site that refutes this. The guy spent a lot of time on research and it's a good read.

The Truth

[Howlin]

Thank you! I was just searching for that!

[VRWC_minion]

I don't know who this guy is but we ought to make him president.

[BlackRazor]

I became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.

There's way too many things to refute here, so I'll pick just this one. His father's appointments to the Supreme Court (Souter and Thomas) weren't of much help, seeing as they cancelled one another out in the 5-4 decision.

[sully777]

People or person writing this garbage never visited Texas.

[UB355]

No fool like a democratic fool

[Let's Roll]

For clever FReepers, it would be very easy to do one for Gore, Bubba, Clark (Waco Wesley alone would be worth several entries).

[petercooper]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/973781/posts?page=2#2

Presidency of George W. Bush --the first 30 months



Killed the Kyoto Global Warming Treaty.

Killed U.S. involvement in the International Criminal Court.

Killed the U.S. - CCCP ABM Treaty that was preventing the U.S. from deploying our ABM defenses.

Reversed Clinton's move to strike Reagan's anti-abortion Mexico Policy.

Killed Clinton's CO2 rules that were choking off all of the electricity surplus to California.

Killed Clinton's "ergonomic" rules that OSHA was about to implement; rules that would have shut down every home business in America.

Passed 2 tax cuts----1 of which was the largest Dollar value tax cut in history

Pushed through TWO raises for our military.

Increased Defense Dept funding which had deteriorated during the previous 8 years

Signed TWO bills into law that arm our pilots with handguns in the cockpit

Currently pushing for full immunity from lawsuits for our national gun manufacturers.

Ordered Attorney-General Ashcroft to formally notify the Supreme Court that the OFFICIAL U.S. government position on the 2nd Amendment is that it supports INDIVIDUAL rights to own firearms, NOT a leftist-imagined *collective* right.

Successfully executed 2 wars: Afghanistan and Iraq. 50 million people who had lived under tyrannical regimes now live in freedom.

Changed the tone in the White House, restoring HONOR and DIGNITY to the Presidency

Reorganized bureaucracy...after 9/11, condensed 20+ overlapping agencies and their intelligence sectors into one agency: the Department of Homeland Security.

Initiated discussion on Social security and individual investment accounts.

Improving govt. efficiency with .8 million jobs put up for bid...weakening unions and cutting undeserved pay raises. Wants merit based promotions/raises only.

Executed a WAR ON TERROR by getting world-wide cooperation to track funds/terrorists (has cut off much of the terrorist's funding and captured or killed many key leaders of the al Qaeda network)

Stopped foreign aid that would be used to fund abortions.

Supported and upheld the ban on abortions at military hospitals

Signed E.O. reversing Clinton policy of not requiring parental consent under the Medical Privacy Act

Told the United Nations we weren't interested in their plans for gun control.

Set to sign Partial Birth Abortion Ban

Orchestrated Republican control of the White House, the House AND the Senate.

Killed the liberal ABA's role in vetting federal judges for Congress.

GWB signed an executive order enforcing the Supreme Court's Beck decision (re: union dues being used for political campaigns against individual's wishes)

Brought back our EP-3 intel plane and crew from China without any bribes or bloodshed

Started withdrawing our troops from Bosnia and has announced withdrawal of our troops from Germany and the Korean DMZ.

Signed the LARGEST nuclear arms reduction in world history with Russia

Initiated comprehensive review of our military, which was completed just prior to 9/11/01, accurately reported that ASYMMETRICAL WARFARE was critical.

Has CONSTRUCTION in process on the first ten ABM silos in Alaska, so that America will have a defense against North Korean nukes

Turning around an inherited economy in recession.

Passed tough new laws to hold corporate criminals to account as a result of corporate scandals.

Reduced taxes on dividends and capital gains

In process of eliminating IRS marriage penalty.

Increased small business incentives to expand and to hire new people

Signed into law the No Child Left Behind legislation delivering the most dramatic education reforms in a generation (challenging the soft bigotry of low expectations)

Reorganized the INS in an attempt to safeguard the borders and ports of America and to eliminate bureaucratic redundancies and lack of accountability.

Signed trade promotion authority

Committed US funds to purchase medicine for millions of men and women and children now suffering with AIDS in Africa

Urging Medicare Reform

Urging federal liability reform to eliminate frivolous lawsuits

Supports class action reform bill which limits lawyer fees so that more settlement money goes to victims

Submitted comprehensive energy plan--awaits Congressional action (works to develop cleaner technology, produce more natural gas here at home, make America less dependent on foreign sources of energy, improve national grid, etc.)

Endorses and promotes The Responsibility Era ("In a compassionate society, people respect one another and take responsibility for the decisions they make in life. My hope is to change the culture from one that has said, if it feels good, do it; if you've got a problem, blame somebody else -- to one in which every single American understands that he or she are responsible for the decisions that you make; you're responsible for loving your children with all your heart and all your soul; you're responsible for being involved with the quality of the education of your children; you're responsible for making sure the community in which you live is safe; you're responsible for loving your neighbor, just like you would like to be loved yourself. " -----this quote was too good to leave out)

Started the USA Freedom Corps

Pushing for privatization of Medicare and CHOICES based on current Federal Employee Health benefits program.

Initiated review of all federal agencies with a goal to eliminate federal jobs (review to be done by September 2003) in an effort to reduce the size of federal gov while increasing private sector jobs.

Part of coalition (Russia, Israel, Palestine, USA) for Israeli/Palestinian "Roadmap to Peace"

Challenged the United Nations to live up to their responsibilities and not become The League of Nations ( in other words, completely irrelevant)

Nominated strong, conservative judges to the judiciary.

Changed parts of the Forestry Management Act to allow necessary clean-up of the national forests in order to reduce fire danger.

As part of the national forests clean-up, the President restricted judicial challenges (based on the Endangered Species Act and other challenges) and removed the need for an EIS (Environmental Impact Statement) before removing fuels/logging to reduce fire danger.

Significantly eased field-testing controls of genetically engineered crops.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

First off the president doesn't have the power to do this.

Secondly, if he had this would be a good thing, not a bad thing.

[Gorzaloon]

Reply with a virus.

[DustyMoment]

I haven't seen this accounting of the Billary's various elected accomplishments. You must be SpEEEEEE-shul!!

Instead, I get all the Nigerian scam artist junk emails.

Wanna trade?

[Tired_of_the_Lies]

Half-truths, misrepresentations, and outright lies seem to be the Dims' way of doing business. It worked/works so well for the Clintons.