Hasta La Vista, CA ...CA prepares to devolve into a thick-necked, inarticulate joke

SF Chronicle ^ | Friday, October 3, 2003 | Mark Morford

[jwalburg]

All right, so a couple "major" polls show the famous thick-necked slab of Austrian meat wielding a dangerous Conan-like lead over quivering not-as-bad-as-you-think Gray Davis.

And Schwarzenegger's bouncing around like a Hummer on meth, inflicting that weird maniacal grin and massive blocklike head all over the unsuspecting media, as pretty much the entire population of even slightly aware and intelligent people in California and in fact all over the nation go, oh holy Christ, please dear God no.

[ladyinred]

Davis is such a slime they can't say anything to make him appear good. His own party doesn't even like him. Rave goofy reporter.

[Ichneumon]

Is this what passes for intellectual analysis on the left these days? I guess it is.

[ladyinred]

Quite a hissy fit. He really hates all those stupid people who are less enlightened than himself.

There seems to be a lot of that going around lately. Unfortunately, this time, is isn't all from the usual suspects in the left.!

[Tempest]

Awwwhhhhhh it's more liberal lolly gagging :^(

I'm definately voting for Arnold now! :^D

[RichInOC]

As I've been reading this, I have the most horrible feeling that Markie's been trolling here, posing as a McClintock supporter.

Naaaaah...he'd never ever sign on here. He's probably afraid that he'd develop a taste for "black & blue" burgers, chili cheese fries, and Coors on tap, his butt would expand several inches, his sphincter'd tighten a couple, and he'd start thinking that on second thought, the NRA was doing God's work, Ronald Reagan was an insanely great President, Rush Limbaugh was a genius among men, Britney Spears was a great singer, not to mention a hot little piece, and that those guys up in the Castro were a bunch of pervs.

[Bonaparte]

I checked up on this guy. Trust me, he's no McClintock supporter. Mao is way over to his right.

[RichInOC]

Believe me, I know how he is. I'm just amused by the idea of him signing on here and pretending to be one.

[Timesink]

Is this what passes for intellectual analysis on the left these days? I guess it is.

I must admit I don't think I've ever seen the term "whoreslugs" used in the pages of Foreign Affairs magazine.

[Timesink]

unintentional recall humor ping

[Chantal]

Gray Davis had experience and look what he did to California. I'll take my chance with Arnold, at least he's
got b*lls....

[Chantal]

His own party doesn't even like him.

and that says a mouthful...

[Bonaparte]

Whew! Ok. Glad we cleared that up.

[HadEnough]

"Oh, what an absurd and dangerous hell we have wrought"

What a Freudian slip by this Marxist lacky.

Mark must have been visiting Castro Street just prior to writing this scuzz. Probably got serviced by a couple of drag queens while hopping from cubicle to cubicle in the bath house.

Yes, Mexifornia is an "absurd and dangerous hell."

[Moby Grape]

The first, and foremost, component of liberalism is ARROGANCE..

[Tijeras_Slim]

Miss Morford is only jealous Arnie didn't grope him.

[Moby Grape]

The polls say the PEOPLE are supporting Arnold (not a fan of Arnold myself) but aren't you being arrogant, like the liberals? If the PEOPLE of California want Arnold, does that place them in a lesser pedigre than you, who KNOWS that Arnold is a plastic suit?

[Puddleglum]

rweooowr!! phht! phht! Out comes the claws and hisses.

So instead of Arnold the Californians should vote for their peevish ectomorph walking undead three-cans-of-hairspray Mr Davis? He's got that waxy look usually reserved for the embalmed and a big old baby-bird head. The worst of the liberals are so ethereal they look like they'd wilt under a full sun. Of course it's because they've evolved to all intellect, and only the slave/worker caste still need bodies.

End of silly rant, but hey, the columnist started it!

[M Kehoe]

I expect pap from the SF Chronicle, and this article keeps the tradition going. So, I wasn't surprised to see this...Of course the BushCo-ravaged economy's in shambles,...

Why the Chronicle, and Californians in general don't understand it's Sacramento (and the liberal/socialist legislature) that undermines their economy, is beyond me.

5.56mm

[petercooper]

well Jeff on 'Curb Your Enthusiam' says: There is no such thing as an effeminate man, you're either gay or your not. so true