[Aquamarine]

Welcome to the Finest!
Where life is funnier than fiction.
John brings us another winner of an essay!

[GailA]

It is taking FOREVER to load..any way to speed it up?

[Diver Dave]

LOL. I had to breathe three times during that 'sentence.'

Uhhh, does this mean we're havin' frogs legs and Duncan Hines yellow cake for lunch?

Maybe we can get Martha Stewart to prepare the meal.

Another GREAT one, John. Aqua, terrific layout.

I used to be a plumber, I can fix that leak. :)

[Aeronaut]

Good morning Aqua.

[dixie sass]

"...the ultra-secret identity of a deep-undercover CIA agent that everyone and his sister knew worked at CIA because she wasn't deep-undercover at all, just an agency analyst who, to ensure a fair and impartial probe into White House claims that Saddam sought yellowcake Uranium from Niger, pulled agency strings so that former U.S. Ambassador Joe Wilson, an antiwar activist and her husband (but that's just a coincidence) got appointed to head up a probe so thorough and exhaustive it lasted 8 whole arduous Sweet-Mint-Tea-Sipping days "with dozens of people" in Niger, after which the good Ambassador, in a classified report submitted to appropriate authorities at the New York Times, brilliantly OUTS himself (and by extension his wife) as CIA-connected, but that's not the point because, he says, the point is that after a week of not searching for evidence to back up White House claims, he failed to find evidence to back up White House claims, which, he said, drove him to think what he fairly and impartially wanted to think all along, to wit, that Bush IS AN EVIL LIAR and SADDAM'S INNOCENT and NO BLOOD FOR OIL!

Priceless, John, absolutely priceless!!

And to think that she had been doing this for 30 thirty years!!!!! Amazing!!!!!!!

[The Mayor]

[Calpernia]

Ahhh! Meg! Post #3!

My Eyes! My Eyes!

[MeekOneGOP]

Mornin', everybody ! Happy Thursday !

[JulieRNR21]

The look on Laura's face is priceless!

[Billie]

You had WAYYYYY too much fun with this one, Aqua! LOL! It is a hoot! Those frogs are the 'icing' on that yellow cake!

John, can't stop laughing! PLUS, I would HATE to have to try and read outloud that "One line" summation all in one breath!

This picture of Laura and Chirac is a keeper! I love it (doesn't it look like she's laughing 'at' him!)

[jwfiv]

Good morning, Miss Aqua...just love that dancing frog...one of my faves of all time.

Speaking of faves, JH2, you ARE one.

I'm too blurry-eyed to have yet consumed today's 2Cents...soon as I wake up all the way, I can do some serious reading...I need another cup of coffee.

Good day to all our Hostesses, and to all the Finest...)

[jwfiv]

Good morning, Miss Aqua...just love that dancing frog...one of my faves of all time.

Speaking of faves, JH2, you ARE one.

I'm too blurry-eyed to have yet consumed today's 2Cents...soon as I wake up all the way, I can do some serious reading...I need another cup of coffee.

Good day to all our Hostesses, and to all the Finest...)

[LadyX]

Dear John Letter # 1003:

All Your {{{secrets}}} R Safe With Us !!!

By George, this is not only series, but HUGH - -

The Dems are spinning themselves deeper and deeper into their own big quagmire, the latest invention a Melodrama of Gigantic Proportions.

On CraftyNoozNetwork, they no doubt plan to have a series *Starr*ing Valerie DePlame - no Plane Jane.

Suggested Title perhaps might be "Life Is A Backward Thing" -- how so, you ask?

They labor ever so diligently not from an embarrassment of riches - but riches of embarrassment.....

In the meantime, do please keep plodding on in an effort to keep up with their constant 'We Can Top This Efforts'....getting more and more unbelievable as they invent 'create' new ploys plays.....

Bye for now, dear John - - -

LadyX

[dansangel]

(((((((((Aqua)))))))))) - stellar presentation, sistah! You have outdone yourself!

(((((((JH2)))))))) - but the question is - ***Do they know how STUPID they sound????*** How can they listen to their mindless drivel and not hear how stupid, inane, rabid, hateful and just plain *obnoxious* they sound? Are they *that* brain-dead? Sheesh. You ****ROCK**** John! :-)

Hello and, uh, *goodnight* to my Finest ((((((sistahs)))))) and fuzzy [[[[{{{{((((brothah))))}}}}]]]]. Today was rather *special*......