[Brian S]

Surely, this will win my "hits per article posted" sweeps this week... :/

[Redcloak]

Strangers in the night
Exchanging rubbers
This one is too tight
Give me another
This one is too loose
It'd fit a mo-o-o-o-o-ose!

[Leroy S. Mort]

When you visit Condomania, don't miss the new "Twist and Shout" Trojan.

[goldstategop]

I thought you never mention the size of a guy's Johnson. I had no idea we guys have 55 different sizes to please the ladies, LOL!!!

[paulklenk]

from Condomania:

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(Visit Condomania.com to get YOUR fit kit!)

[MediaMole]

available in extra large through extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra large.

[WackyKat]

Finally! I'm so tired of having to tie three of them end to end.....

[Xthe17th]

[Salman]

Fifty five sizes? Length, width, depth, height, diameter, circumference, curvature, altitude, longitude?

There aren't that many sizes of mens' suits!

I'm picturing an old fashioned type tailor with a micrometer instead of a tape measure.

Sam you made the pants **** too long!

[Lorianne]

55 sizes? Oh my!

[Lando Lincoln]

Everybody knows they come in only three sizes...

large, extra-large and jumbo

[mikrofon]

"I use the 'Heinz-57' model myself, actually..."

[BlessingInDisguise]

Wow.

[bicycle thug]

Does he have any with custom bends to them to help fit those problem fits expresidents of the United States might have to deal with when getting those little sexual favors that can make their life so adventurous? <./sarcasm>

[tlb]

Looking at the site the first thing I see was :

" Today's condoms are not your father's condoms. "


Well I sure HOPE not. Those apparently don't work if he is your father.

[clamper1797]

Will they "Super Size" for me ???

[Chad Fairbanks]

It's about time those normal ones are waaaaaay too tight.

[michaelt]

Only anecdotal data are available on the subject, said Cynthia Graham, a researcher with the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction in Bloomington, Ind.

"It's clearly an area that is open for more research."

They must need more hard data.

(Someone had to say it.)

[lowbridge]

What? No 55 and a half????

[FlyVet]

55 sizes. Talk about fine-tuning. I wonder how long it takes to figure out what size you actually need. Keep a range of sizes on hand, depending on your mood that day?

"...Mickelson, conferring with his caddie for quite some time...the wind is swirling...they started out thinking 6-iron, but I think they're going 7 now...yes, it's a 7, Curtis....I think they're going with that...this is a crucial shot, we'll see what happens...."

[hemogoblin]

I hate them all except the raised-pleasure-dot ones.

"Wear them inside out ... for your pleasure."