[Redcloak]

Strangers in the night
Exchanging rubbers
This one is too tight
Give me another
This one is too loose
It'd fit a mo-o-o-o-o-ose!

[gcruse]

Something Hurtful

You know I stand in line
Until you think you have the time
To check my girth and length.
And though the hour is late
I see you sort of hesitate
To gauge my source of strength.

But as I am the only one
Who hasn't had a fitting done
My ego soars on seeing what the meter shows;
But then you go and spoil it all
By saying something hurtful like,
"Why bother?"