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Morford: Recall God And Fake Orgasms (Let's recall things that really matter)
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, September 10, 2003 | Mark Morford (What a shock- He Hates Catholics)

Posted on 09/10/2003 6:39:36 AM PDT by presidio9

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:43:36 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

Do you feel the pulse? The surging urge for delicious politician-free change? That's right! It's recall time!

Because this is your opening. This is your chance. Here is the insane inane circus of the California recall, and here is this huge gaping maw of political idiocy and infighting, and apparently they just really, really want you to know that all you really need is a million bucks and a million signatures and you too can change history to suit your whiny conservative whims. Ah, democracy.


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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Editorial; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Philosophy; Politics/Elections; US: California
KEYWORDS: aidsdementia; anarchist; antiamerican; antichristian; idiotarian; left; morford; nutcase; sanfrancisco
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1 posted on 09/10/2003 6:39:38 AM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9
Wine and orgasms. Every column. Never fails. :)
2 posted on 09/10/2003 6:42:59 AM PDT by TheBigB (I don't believe in Astrology. We Scorpios are skeptical.)
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To: presidio9
What a pile of C**p!
3 posted on 09/10/2003 6:43:26 AM PDT by LOC1
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To: presidio9
Morford is a definite poofster.

More importantly, he's also a common jerk.

It is fun reading the left's rantings. Makes my morning.
4 posted on 09/10/2003 6:43:47 AM PDT by x1stcav ( HOOAHH!)
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To: presidio9
How about recalling Little Miss Morford's psychotropics?
5 posted on 09/10/2003 6:45:54 AM PDT by meg70
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To: presidio9
What a hateful, odious, little man/woman.(I still havent determined its gender) He/she is so angry, that one day she/he will explode. Is she/he out of the closet, yet? Maybe thats it, all the conflicted emotions cause him/her to lash out. It must be tough to have choices like his/hers; Either change the oil in his/her SUV, or buy a new dress.
6 posted on 09/10/2003 6:50:11 AM PDT by cardinal4 (The Senate Armed Services Comm; the Chinese pipeline into US secrets)
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To: meg70; Constitution Day
How about recalling Little Miss Morford's psychotropics?

Never! They are the greatest advertisement against liberalism alive today. Highlights for me today was how bitter Morford is that, like a lot of women and gay men, she does not understand football and therefore has nothing to talk to heterosexual men about. Note to Morford: You don't want to talk to heterosexual men anyway. Most of them voted for George W. Bush.

I also liked the fact that she had the nerve to use the phrase "bitchy little pundits." Describes her to a "T".

7 posted on 09/10/2003 6:52:06 AM PDT by presidio9 (Run Al Run!!!)
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To: presidio9
RECALL MORFORD!!! Please.....God.....(forgive me, Lord)
8 posted on 09/10/2003 6:52:24 AM PDT by goodnesswins (gat enil rednu noitcurtsnoc)
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To: presidio9
And Little Miss Morford claims he has a wife, I feel sorry for whoever she/he is..
9 posted on 09/10/2003 6:54:14 AM PDT by meg70
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To: presidio9
Let us recall beer-bellied lug nuts who wear grungy sweatshirts and baseball hats and last 1.7 minutes in bed before passing out and dreaming of, well, their next beer. Is that a good place to start?

Sounds like Morford didn't score very well in the bathhouses the previous night and is taking out his frustrations in this screed. Maybe he should just take a cold shower and/or relieve himself?

10 posted on 09/10/2003 6:54:28 AM PDT by chimera
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To: presidio9
Does this guy(?) ever make any sense?
11 posted on 09/10/2003 6:55:12 AM PDT by Bob (http://www.TomMcClintock.com)
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To: presidio9
Morford reminds me of my gay nephew. Has virtually everything he could possibly want, does whatever he pleases, and still hates anybody who gets in his way. I wonder if my nephew reads Morford. I am certain he would love his columns.
12 posted on 09/10/2003 6:56:29 AM PDT by Irene Adler
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To: cardinal4
When it comes to Morford, I am certian of only two things: She has an unrequited homosexual fixation on our president (with the inevitible liberal guilt that accompanies it) and she definitely gets off on reading FR to see what we think about her (very few people outside of FR have ever heard of Morford.

So there is only one thing left to do: Satisfy her urges.


13 posted on 09/10/2003 7:02:05 AM PDT by presidio9 (Run Al Run!!!)
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To: presidio9
Is this supposed to be humor?
14 posted on 09/10/2003 7:13:53 AM PDT by BenLurkin (Socialism is slavery)
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To: TheBigB
I don't think that Missy would be happy with the outcome if we were to actually put all of his BS up to a vote. I think a 97-3 percent b!tch-slapping might hurt his precious orgasm-ladled ego.
15 posted on 09/10/2003 7:23:54 AM PDT by cspackler (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: presidio9
Recall whomever told this person they can write. Nothing but socialist drivel, foaming at the mouth at Ameicans because they're starting to think for themselves.
16 posted on 09/10/2003 7:35:08 AM PDT by MontanaBeth (Born Conservative)
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To: presidio9
Oh man, he went after Professional football. That will not go over well with Niners fans.
17 posted on 09/10/2003 7:36:06 AM PDT by finnman69 (!)
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To: presidio9
It's interesting to watch this particular sodomite's self-image become more and more grandiose with each passing column.

It's very rare, even on reality TV shows, for someone to expose their own psyche so nakedly to the world.

18 posted on 09/10/2003 7:41:40 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
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To: presidio9
"God but the world is strange."

The author is walking, talking, proof of his thesis.
19 posted on 09/10/2003 7:46:40 AM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon liberty, it is essential to examine principles - -)
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To: presidio9
AIDS dementia, LSD and assorted other STDs are rapidly destroying Miss Morford's brain. Odds are she’s only good for a few more columns.

20 posted on 09/10/2003 7:51:53 AM PDT by hang 'em (it's time to vote the 'Toons off the planet)
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