[cardinal4]

What a hateful, odious, little man/woman.(I still havent determined its gender) He/she is so angry, that one day she/he will explode. Is she/he out of the closet, yet? Maybe thats it, all the conflicted emotions cause him/her to lash out. It must be tough to have choices like his/hers; Either change the oil in his/her SUV, or buy a new dress.

[presidio9]

When it comes to Morford, I am certian of only two things: She has an unrequited homosexual fixation on our president (with the inevitible liberal guilt that accompanies it) and she definitely gets off on reading FR to see what we think about her (very few people outside of FR have ever heard of Morford.

So there is only one thing left to do: Satisfy her urges.