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Here's today's feeble attempt at humor for the troops:

An Update on the old Two Sows Story: New Dairy Business Practices

IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go in hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best looking cow.

NEW YORK CORPORATION
You have fifteen million cows.
You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick
some fat cow from Arkansas.

You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick some fat cow from Arkansas.

LOL!!!

I'm gonna paste some more stuff from OpinionJournal.com's Best of the Web Today:

Great Moments in Palestinian Parenting
An Israeli raid in Hebron killed two Hamas terrorists, the Jerusalem Post reports. Palestinian Arabs say a 13-year-old boy also died when he was hit by shell shrapnel. And what was the boy doing there? "Standing on the sidelines watching the action with his family." Sounds like a great show to take your kid to.

On the site, the Best of the Web Today's JAMES TARANTO's headlines links will take you to the actual stories. (The actual headlines are the ones in quotation marks.)

Hey, Whatever Floats Your Boat
"Giant Dino Feces Excites Researchers"--headline, United Press International, Sept. 7

Whatever You Do, Don't Tell Anyone!
"Air Force Launches Top Secret Satellite"--headline, CNN.com, Sept. 9

This one is a reoccurring one:

Generalissimo Francisco Franco Is Still Dead
"Diplomat: No New Missile at N. Korea Parade"--headline, Reuters, Sept. 9