[Fawnn]

You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick some fat cow from Arkansas.

LOL!!!

I'm gonna paste some more stuff from OpinionJournal.com's Best of the Web Today:

Great Moments in Palestinian Parenting
An Israeli raid in Hebron killed two Hamas terrorists, the Jerusalem Post reports. Palestinian Arabs say a 13-year-old boy also died when he was hit by shell shrapnel. And what was the boy doing there? "Standing on the sidelines watching the action with his family." Sounds like a great show to take your kid to.

On the site, the Best of the Web Today's JAMES TARANTO's headlines links will take you to the actual stories. (The actual headlines are the ones in quotation marks.)

Hey, Whatever Floats Your Boat
"Giant Dino Feces Excites Researchers"--headline, United Press International, Sept. 7

Whatever You Do, Don't Tell Anyone!
"Air Force Launches Top Secret Satellite"--headline, CNN.com, Sept. 9

This one is a reoccurring one:

Generalissimo Francisco Franco Is Still Dead
"Diplomat: No New Missile at N. Korea Parade"--headline, Reuters, Sept. 9

[MoJo2001]

Hey! Aren't we discussing? LOL!

[MoJo2001]

Whatever You Do, Don't Tell Anyone!
"Air Force Launches Top Secret Satellite"--headline, CNN.com, Sept. 9

I was at the Post Office the other day and I was standing in line with 2 WWII Vets and they were angry with the news media discussing everything that our military does. One of them suggested that those reporters that put our troops in harms way because this need to be first should be placed in Gitmo next to those other terrorists. He had a point!