Mark Levin's monologue on Al Franken

Mark Levin | 9/3/03 | Mark R. Levin

[wcdukenfield]

The following is a monologue performed last week by Mark Levin on his new daily radio show on WABC radio 770 AM in New York. Mark's show runs from 6-7 p.m., Monday through Friday. You can listen to it on the web on WABCRadio.com

Franken, this is your life!

Acording to Al Franken's autobiography -- "When talent doesn't count" -- Franken was born into a family of gypsies. His mother, Knisha Franken, traded him away to a band of Motor Vehicle Department employees for scratch-off lottery tickets. Franken spent many happy hours of his childhood administering vision tests at the DMV.

But with the body of a 6-year old and a Ted-Kennedy size head, Franken knew he was destined for greater things. He wanted to be a comedian. Franken got off to a shaky start. He was the opening act for the mass suicide at Jones Town, Guyana. Some say he was the cause of the mass suicide.

Franken wasn't deterred. He joined with a foreign comedian to form the comedy group of Franken & Yelstin. Their signature act -- "Is that my borsht in your pants, or are you happy to see me?" -- was a flop. As we know, Yeltsin would move on to become the leader of Russia, and Franken -- which in Latvian means "spiteful troll" -- went to "Saturday Night Live," where he was frequently asked to get coffee for the talented people on the show.

Franken next tried his hand at movies. Who canot forget "Stuart Saves His Family?" Franken then went on to produce his own television show -- "Lateline" -- which flat-lined after a few weeks.

Like most losers, Franken became attracted to the world of liberalism. And his dimwittedness made him a natural spokesman for their cause. Unencumbered with either ability or intellect, Franken and his 14 Harvard research assistants would plum the shallows of liberal philosophy. Failing at that, he would then use the names and faces of conservative icons to sell his mindless musings to the also-rans in the intellectual gene pool.

And by the way, Al, no need to pick on Rich Lowry at National Review. I'd be happy to kick your butt with two coronary arteries tied behind my back.

[nutmeg]

LOL! Gotta love The Great One! Thanks for posting this.

[nutmeg]

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[joesnuffy]

LOL good way to start the day

[tallhappy]

I don't get it. Why are all these people giving Franken so much free publicity?

The dud, and his books, are trivial.

I've noticed every thing he's written sponges off someone else's success -- eg Rush Limbaugh, Fair and Balanced.

He is typical of many drug burnouts.

[hang 'em]

This made my day. Give us more, Mark.

[Clemenza]

Mark Levin is a treasure. I'm happy he replaced Savage on ABC.

[StriperSniper]

Good post, I missed this since now his show is up against Brit. I guess I'm going to have to start putting off Special Report until the rebroadcast.

[Jalapeno]

I agree. I didn't even know he had written another stupid book until Fox tried to sue him. They should of just ignored him.

[Tribune7]

Mark Levin is great.

[NutmegDevil]

Love that Dr. Levin. Wouldn't miss his show even for Brit Hume.

[martin_fierro]

Franken then went on to produce his own television show -- "Lateline" -- which flat-lined after a few weeks.

The one memorable gem from "Lateline" was a looping video clip of Franken getting repeatedly smacked in the face by a car airbag.

Wish I could find it.

[YaYa123]

the spiteful troll

Beware the spiteful troll!!!!
Look what happened to Arianna Huffington after she got under the sheets with him.

[Sunshine Sister]

Good one! I love it when really smart people address really stupid ones!

[sauropod]

Thanks! Keep up the good work!

[GreatOne]

The funniest thing is how these liberal scumbags all worship at the altar of Michael Moore and Al Franken. You should go onto a political thread at Ain'tItCoolNews.com - almost every one will have some dope saying, "Well Michael Moore said blah, blah, blah", as if they were quoting someone authoritative. Language can get a little rough (like the old days here), but it's extremely amusing.

And no, I'm not Mark Levin, although my name is an homage to Rush and his use of that nickname.

[alisasny]

I so love Levin on the radio. I laugh so hard sometimes I cry. He is so funny! I have been telling all my friends to tune in and listen.

Mark thanks so much for coming to WABC : )

[Bigg Red]

"spiteful troll" -- Gotta love it!

But who is Al Franken? I think we'd all be better off if we just ignored Frankenstoop. He love the attention even when it's negative.

Thanks for the flag, nutmeg. Sorry I haven't had time to respond much lately. Super busy.

[tgslTakoma]

Thanks for posting this, and most especially for letting me know that I can listen to Mark Levin's show on the web. (I can be so blonde sometimes...)

[tgslTakoma]

P.S. Congratulations to Mr. Levin on his new gig!