USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Pancakes on Wednesday ~ 03 September 2003

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Pancakes on Wednesdays

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Welcome to Pancakes on Wednesdays.

Wednesday September 3, 2003

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Here is an amalgamation of trivial facts and seemingly useless data.

Do not forget to hit the hyperlinks.

We have links, lots of them.

SNOLLYGOSTER

A shrewd, unprincipled person, especially a politician.

This is another of that set of extroverted and fanciful words that originated in the fast-expanding United States of the nineteenth century (I see a snollygoster as a outsized individual with a carpetbag, flowered waistcoat, expansive demeanour and a large cigar). These days it’s hardly heard. Its last burst of public notice came when President Truman used it in 1952, and defined it, either in ignorance or impishness, as “a man born out of wedlock”. Many people put him right, some quoting this definition from the Columbus Dispatch of October 1895, with its splendid last phrase in the spirit of the original: “A Georgia editor kindly explains that ‘a snollygoster is a fellow who wants office, regardless of party, platform or principles, and who, whenever he wins, gets there by the sheer force of monumental talknophical assumnacy’.” But an American dictionary fifty years earlier had defined it simply as a shyster. The origin is unknown, though the Oxford English Dictionary suggests it may be linked to snallygoster, which some suppose to derive from the German schnelle Geister, literally a fast-moving ghost, and which was a mythical monster of vast size—half reptile, half bird—supposedly found in Maryland, and which was invented to terrify ex-slaves out of voting.

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THE MAPLE SYRUP SONG

(to the tune of Miss Mary Mack)

Oh, first you tap, tap, tap,
To get the sap, sap, sap
Then pour the buckets, buckets, buckets,
Into the vat, vat, vat.

Oh, stoke the fire, fire, fire,
Until it's hot, hot, hot,
And then you boil it, boil it, boil it,
Don't let it stop, stop, stop.

The steam goes up, up, up,
The sap boils down, down, down,
Until it turns, turns, turns,
A nice amber brown, brown, brown.

It smells so good, good, good,
It tastes so great, great, great,
So pile those pancakes, pancakes, pancakes,
High on my plate, plate, plate.

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Happy Birthday

Ferdinand Porsche 1875

I am an excellent driver.

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Alan Ladd 1913

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Valerie Perrine 1943

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George Biondo (Steppenwolf) 1945

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Donald Brewer (Grand Funk Railroad) 1948

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Jennifer Paige 1973

See ya blowin' me a kiss
It doesn't take a scientist
To understand what's going on baby
If you see something in my eye
Let's not over analyze
Don't go too deep with it baby
So let it be what it'll be
Don't make a fuss and get crazy over you and me
Here's what I do, I play it loose
Not like we have a date with destiny

(CHORUS)
It's just a little crush
Not like I faint everytime we touch
It's just some little thing
Not like everything I do depends on you
Sha la la la, sha la la la
Sha la la la, sha la la la

It's raising my adrenaline
You're bangin' on a heart of tin
Please don't make too much of it baby
Say the word forevermore
That's not what I'm looking for
All I can commit to is maybe
So let it be what it'll be
Don't make a fuss and get crazy over you and me
Here's what I do, I play it loose
Not like we have a date with destiny

CHORUS

Vanilla skies, white picket fences in your eyes
A vision of you and me

CHORUS

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1783 - The Revolutionary War between the U.S. and Great Britain ended with the Treaty of Paris.

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Todays Wednesday field trip takes us to a strange place.

An amazing country where everyone is flatter than a pancake.
It is a land that exists in only two dimensions!

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1838 - Frederick Douglass boarded a train in Matryland on his way to freedom from being a slave.

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Russian Pancakes

Ingredients
2 cups milk
1 tbsp. sugar
1 package active dry yeast
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 tbsp. melted butter or margarine
3 eggs, separated
3/4 tsp. salt
1/2 cup buckwheat flour
Caviar
Smoked salmon
Minced onion
Sour cream

Method

Scald milk, pour into a large bowl. When lukewarm, add sugar and yeast, mixing well to dissolve yeast. Stir in 1 cup all-purpose flour; cover bowl and set in warm place until "sponge" doubles in volume (about 1-1/2). Combine butter, egg yolks and salt. Stir down the sponge and add butter-egg mixture, along with buckwheat flour and 1 cup all-purpose flour. Beat egg whites until stiff but not dry, then gently fold into batter. Cook batter, one tablespoonful per blini, on a hot buttered griddle or skillet. Flip blini to brown second side after batter appears set on top. Cover blini with a towel and hold in 200° oven until serving. Accompany blini with caviar, smoked salmon, minced onion, sour cream - creative self-service.

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1939 - British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain, in a radio broadcast, announced that Britain and France had declared war on Germany. Germany had invaded Poland on September 1.

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1999 - Mario Lemieux's ownership group officially took over the National Hockey League's Pittsburgh Penguins. Lemieux became the first player in the modern era of sports to buy the team he had once played for.

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Miranda eats 1 pancake. Gina eats 1 pancake. How many do they eat all together?

About a hundred pancakes.

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Three pancakes.

You have a hat in which there are three pancakes: One is golden on both sides, one is brown on both sides, and one is golden on one side and brown on the other. You withdraw one pancake, look at one side, and see that it is brown. What is the probability that the other side is brown?  

A) The chance is two out of three. The pancake you withdraw had to be one of only two of them: the brown/brown one or the brown/golden one. And of the three brown sides you could be seeing, two of them also have brown on the other side.  

B) Only two pancakes have brown sides, and one of them has brown on only one side. There is a 50% chance that you are looking at the one with brown on both sides.

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German Pancakes.

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The Möbius stip is the simplest geometric shape which has only one surface and only one edge. It can be created by taking a strip of paper, giving it a half twist along its long axis, and then joining the two narrow ends together.   The Möbius strip in 3 dimensions can be represented parameterically f(s,t) as follows

   

where s ranges from 0 to 2*pi and t ranges typically from -0.4 to 0.4

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Pancakes Wednesdays

Definitely

 

[Kathy in Alaska]

[Brad’s Gramma]

Dearest Sappy....you have freepmail!

[Kathy in Alaska]

BRATTHJ!!

LOL! Yes Sir, you got 400. Possibly lurking?

[HiJinx]

Whaddya mean, not a big deal? It sure is! I missed the first day of school for one of the boys, but Mrs. HJ took plenty of pictures so we could share it when I came home.

It was almost as good as being there, and took away some of the melancholy of being away. Pictures are a great help, take lots!

Besides, it'll give Matthew something to show off when he's older. "Awww, Mom, not the Pre-School pictures again! Gee Whiz!"

[M0sby]

Thanks Kathy! You bring a smile to my face! ALWAYS!!!

Here's my Matthew when he was little"er"...

 

http://home.earthlink.net/~dandsedwards/index.html

 

 

Hasn't been updated in a million years..

 

I don't know if the address will work... it is not turning blue and has no WWW's in it!

[Brad’s Gramma]

The painters came. We're still waiting for the estimate from the first guy who we REALLY liked.

Brad's first day was AWESOME. That guy has 34 kids in his classroom!!! And the teacher was still smiling at the end of the day. Phew. LOL! It's gonna be fine.

The shorts actually WERE worn...she'd taken the other pair and laid them on the ironing board exactly where I had the others, last night. I don't know yet as to whether she wants me to start the others tonight yet. Please no please no please no....

[HiJinx]

No, not lurking. Just finished giving the niece a bath (Mrs. HJ has knees like yours!) and came back to see who was still here.

Just lucky, I guess!

[TEXOKIE]

Hi Ms Feather...you still here? Do you have time for a short little spin on something?

[Brad’s Gramma]

http://home.earthlink.net/~dandsedwards/index.html

It wasn't blue cuz you used some html code in your post. If you don't use ANY html, you get a link that looks like that.

WHAT A PUMPKIN HE IS!!!!!!!!

If he EVER gets in trouble and needs to run away from home he may run here. I'll properly spoil him. I GUARANTEE IT!

[HiJinx]

Oh, man, does he look like his Daddy!

[Brad’s Gramma]

I HAVE MY OWN TANK! Whoo HOOOOOOOO

Thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU!

[TEXOKIE]

"Hey! Lookie HERE!

I'm having the Canteen all to myself! "



NOOOOO!! DONT GO AWAY!!! I'M HERE!!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

What a cutie he is!! You have FReepmail.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Oh, man, does he look like his Daddy!

The kid's now mine, HJ....mine. I am the new official spoiler of the kid, got it? (snert)

[TEXOKIE]

Hi Ms Kathy!! Good to see you too! You are welcome for the troop prayer threads. Thanks for all YOU and the Canteeners do here in the Canteen!

Are you up for a quick ride this evening???

[Brad’s Gramma]

All of me didn't leave...we were having our very own boring Canteen! Me. Myself. And I. We had some pizza, some soda, some chocolate. Heck, we even thought of getting Starbucks.

Good grief I need to get off of here....

HEY! ANYONE! Have you ever had your ceilings scraped, retextured and the walls painted??? I have a very serious question.......

[Kathy in Alaska]

This is your computer again, right? You are asleep, right? I missed your good night (I'm a tad behind), so GOOD NIGHT! Sleep well and thanks for everything you do for our troops Canteen.

[HiJinx]

You sure you don't want to hone your skills with this one? Well, you can't. She's mine. All mine. Until her mom comes home from class.

This pic was at about 6 weeks, she'll be a year old on 1 Oct.

[TEXOKIE]

"HEY! ANYONE! Have you ever had your ceilings scraped, retextured and the walls painted??? I have a very serious question....... "

Yes