[Calpernia]

We are experiencing operating technical difficulties, please stand by.

[Dubya]

Two Iraqis meet in California. One starts to greet the other in Arabic, the language of their native country.

The other Iraqi waves him away contemptuously and says, "We're in America now. Speak Spanish."

[Dubya]

Taxes.................!!!!!!!!!!


Accounts Receivable Tax

Building Permit Tax

Capital Gains Tax

CDL license Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Court Fines (indirect taxes)

Dog License Tax

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel permit tax

Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax Interest expense (tax on the money)

Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)

IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Local Income Tax

Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate Tax

Septic Permit Tax

Service Charge Taxes

Social Security Tax

Road Usage Taxes (Truckers)

Sales Taxes

Recreational Vehicle Tax

Road Toll Booth Taxes

School Tax

State Income Tax

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

Telephone federal excise tax

Telephone federal universal service fee tax

Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes

Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax

Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax

Telephone state and local tax

Telephone usage charge tax

Toll Bridge Taxes

Toll Tunnel Taxes

Traffic Fines (indirect taxation)

Trailer registration tax

Utility Taxes

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Watercraft registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world,
had absolutely no national debt, had the largest
middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise
the kids.

[Dubya]

Back to work see you later.

[Billie]

You, too, Cal? Love your test pattern, though. :) Gotta run - just saw your post and wanted to say hello!

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! Mornin' ! As a kid, when we got that 'please stand by' message on TV, I would go literally over to the TV and stand by it. Mom would ask 'what are you doing?' 'Mom, it SAYS please stand by and so I am' ...