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Fess up, boys-- stuff about men.
08-28-03
| by everybody who's ever had to deal with guys
Posted on 08/28/2003 8:21:30 AM PDT by 4mycountry
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I remember a classic line from a comedian: If a woman says she'll call you, she means "when she gets home". If a man says he'll call you, he means "before he dies".
To: 4mycountry
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious. or gay.
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posted on
08/28/2003 8:26:20 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: 4mycountry
"2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." Stolen from Rita Rudner.
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posted on
08/28/2003 8:27:46 AM PDT
by
boris
(Education is always painful; pain is always educational.)
To: 4mycountry
When women meet at the mall, the first thing they discuss is where to have lunch. When men meet at the mall, the first thing they discuss is who found the closest parking space.
To: 1Old Pro
That was my first thought about the lettuce too. But the thing about socks and sandals is dead on.
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posted on
08/28/2003 8:29:57 AM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: cjshapi
But the thing about socks and sandals is dead on. Agreed, even without socks IMHO. I prefer boat shoes.
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posted on
08/28/2003 8:31:15 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: zip; showmegal
ping
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posted on
08/28/2003 8:31:21 AM PDT
by
Mrs Zip
To: 4mycountry
"1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved."
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posted on
08/28/2003 8:31:24 AM PDT
by
boris
(Education is always painful; pain is always educational.)
To: boris
I remember that pick from my science class! The idiot decided to pour liquid oxygen on his charcoal grill. STUPID!
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posted on
08/28/2003 8:37:10 AM PDT
by
4mycountry
(You say I'm a brat like it's a bad thing.)
To: 1Old Pro
I agree with the shoes thing. I don't wanna see toes hanging out. Not even mine.
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posted on
08/28/2003 8:37:10 AM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: 4mycountry
SPOTREP
To: 1Old Pro
I agree with you on the shoes. I don't wanna see any toes, including mine.
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posted on
08/28/2003 8:37:12 AM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: boris
I remember that pick from my science class! The idiot decided to pour liquid oxygen on his charcoal grill. STUPID!
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posted on
08/28/2003 8:37:12 AM PDT
by
4mycountry
(You say I'm a brat like it's a bad thing.)
To: 1Old Pro
I agree with your shoes opinion. I don't wanna see anyones toes, including mine.
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posted on
08/28/2003 8:37:13 AM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: 4mycountry
18. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.They must've gotten this one from my wife.
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posted on
08/28/2003 8:37:27 AM PDT
by
stevio
To: 1Old Pro
or gay. Naaa. Some of us just know how to prepare really good meals.
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posted on
08/28/2003 8:38:30 AM PDT
by
rdb3
(They've read all the books but they can't find the answers...)
To: 4mycountry
Whoa, major FR hiccup.
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posted on
08/28/2003 8:38:36 AM PDT
by
4mycountry
(You say I'm a brat like it's a bad thing.)
To: 4mycountry
bump
To: boris
looks likes a fine cookout getting started.
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posted on
08/28/2003 8:40:46 AM PDT
by
vin-one
(I wish i had something clever to put in this tag)
To: 4mycountry
Yea, but it looks pretty cool!
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posted on
08/28/2003 8:41:35 AM PDT
by
stevio
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