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To: 4mycountry
"2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

Stolen from Rita Rudner.

3 posted on 08/28/2003 8:27:46 AM PDT by boris (Education is always painful; pain is always educational.)
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To: boris
Stolen from Rita Rudner.

They're all from Rita Rudner.

21 posted on 08/28/2003 8:47:35 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: boris
Stolen from Rita Rudner.

#38 too.

22 posted on 08/28/2003 8:47:58 AM PDT by Snowy (My golden retriever can lick your honor student)
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To: boris
Stolen from Rita Rudner.

She really does have some great lines. My favorite is: "My husband tried to get in touch with his feminine side, but it was always on the phone to its girlfriends."

52 posted on 08/28/2003 9:32:13 AM PDT by Maceman
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To: boris
That's the only one I specifically recognise, but they all sound like Rita Rudner.
98 posted on 08/28/2003 4:12:43 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy ("Pillage, THEN Burn")
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