To: 4mycountry
"2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." Stolen from Rita Rudner.
3 posted on
08/28/2003 8:27:46 AM PDT by
boris
(Education is always painful; pain is always educational.)
To: boris
Stolen from Rita Rudner. They're all from Rita Rudner.
To: boris
Stolen from Rita Rudner. #38 too.
22 posted on
08/28/2003 8:47:58 AM PDT by
Snowy
(My golden retriever can lick your honor student)
To: boris
Stolen from Rita Rudner.She really does have some great lines. My favorite is: "My husband tried to get in touch with his feminine side, but it was always on the phone to its girlfriends."
52 posted on
08/28/2003 9:32:13 AM PDT by
Maceman
To: boris
That's the only one I specifically recognise, but they all sound like Rita Rudner.
98 posted on
08/28/2003 4:12:43 PM PDT by
Oztrich Boy
("Pillage, THEN Burn")
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