[TrebleRebel]

When women meet at the mall, the first thing they discuss is where to have lunch. When men meet at the mall, the first thing they discuss is who found the closest parking space.

[mugsy]

When women meet at the mall, the first thing they discuss is where to have lunch. When men meet at the mall, the first thing they discuss is who found the closest parking space.

I only go to the mall if I know what I want and where to get it. It get it, and get the hell out. I can't stand all the noisy slobs and people walking around like they're on drugs. Surprisingly, though, the kids and teenagers don't piss me off. I think they're funny.