Marriage Communication
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Peg listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the men., "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently, and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"
The rest of the story is not pleasant.
Here's one to enjoy while you enjoy your pancakes....
At a lecture......
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. We put things in our mouths that our great grandparents wouldn't even put on their skin. Red meat has been proven to be awful. Most soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG, which is a preservative that causes lots of health problems Vegetables and fruits can be disastrous because of the chemicals sprayed on them as they are growing. And none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs and contaminates in our drinking water." "But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten it or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."