Hillary: Power Grid Became Antiquated Last Year

Scrappleface ^ | Scott Ott

[Cathryn Crawford]

2003-08-15) -- U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NYArk, said today that the electrical power grid in America "suddenly became antiquated early last year, and George Bush hasn't done a thing about it."

"When my husband was in office, the power grid was like new," said Sen. Clinton. "But right after he left, the grid got all rusty and decayed...like some form of mechanical progeria. But President Bush was so distracted by the war on Iraq that he has tragically inconvenienced 50 million people."

The Senator said she will introduce a bill today nationalizing the electricity industry, and putting it under the control of Morgan Freeman, who was a prominent member of the 1970s PBS children's show The Electric Company.

[KayEyeDoubleDee]

yeppers

[Cathryn Crawford]

What's that? Tui?

[shaggy eel]

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[Cathryn Crawford]

Some kind of alcohol? Really? Hmmm...

[blackbart.223]

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[shaggy eel]

Some kind of alcohol? Really? Hmmm...

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[ladyinred]

This is one of the best satires ever! Too, too funny!

[Joy Angela]

Hillary Rodham Clinton

while the country is distracted
with the power blackout,

California is about to give MILLIONS
of illegial immigrants drivers licenses.

And register them to vote.

Is California a joke?

It won't be funny, when the population
of California selects the next president of the
the United States.

MILLIONS of illegals, who will then be led by the hand
to vote Democrat when they register for their Drivers Licenses.

And then, add to that, a computer touch-screen
system that is vulnerable to fraud and hacking.

Hillary is practicing
the Art of Making the Impossible
Possible, and this time it's going to make
her the President of the United States.

[Northern Yankee]

Hellary continues to prove my point that the more liberal democrat leaders talk, the more stupid they sound.

Keep talking Hellary.

[DooDahhhh]

What could DU possibly know about the truth?? If they are relying on Hildabeast they got the wrong role model : )

[Arrowhead1952]

U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NYArk, said today that the electrical power grid in America "suddenly became antiquated early last year, and George Bush hasn't done a thing about it."

"When my husband was in office, the power grid was like new," said Sen. Clinton. "But right after he left, the grid got all rusty and decayed...like some form of mechanical progeria. But President Bush was so distracted by the war on Iraq that he has tragically inconvenienced 50 million people."

I ran a search on the net, and the last power plant to come on line was tha PPL coal fired plant in 2000/01 in PA. The Filer City coal fired plant in MI came on line in 1990. I could not find anything on new power lines built in the US since 1988. This woman is a habitual lier. She could not tell the truth if it hit her in the face.

[ALOHA RONNIE]

HILLARY is FREDDIE

[UnklGene]

This is better than "the Onion."

[MEGoody]

"Pictures, we need hillary pictures"

What are you - some kind of sadist?????