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Hillary: Power Grid Became Antiquated Last Year
Scrappleface ^ | Scott Ott

Posted on 08/19/2003 2:18:34 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford

2003-08-15) -- U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NYArk, said today that the electrical power grid in America "suddenly became antiquated early last year, and George Bush hasn't done a thing about it."

"When my husband was in office, the power grid was like new," said Sen. Clinton. "But right after he left, the grid got all rusty and decayed...like some form of mechanical progeria. But President Bush was so distracted by the war on Iraq that he has tragically inconvenienced 50 million people."

The Senator said she will introduce a bill today nationalizing the electricity industry, and putting it under the control of Morgan Freeman, who was a prominent member of the 1970s PBS children's show The Electric Company.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: blackout; blame; hillary; humor; powergrids; scrappleface; x42
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To: shaggy eel
yeppers
81 posted on 08/19/2003 8:45:59 PM PDT by KayEyeDoubleDee (const tag& thisTagWontChange)
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To: shaggy eel
What's that? Tui?
82 posted on 08/19/2003 8:46:43 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Look how spit my thick is!)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
,,, Tui is what Americans recall when they return from their holiday here to Coors and Budweiser.
83 posted on 08/19/2003 8:49:26 PM PDT by shaggy eel (Having fun @ 41º 18'S 174º 47'E)
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To: shaggy eel
Some kind of alcohol? Really? Hmmm...
84 posted on 08/19/2003 8:52:42 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Look how spit my thick is!)
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To: 2timothy3.16
"Pictures, we need hillary pictures, ..."

Why, in God's name, would we need those? Things are bad enough as it is!

85 posted on 08/19/2003 8:54:41 PM PDT by blackbart.223
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To: KayEyeDoubleDee
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86 posted on 08/19/2003 8:58:51 PM PDT by shaggy eel (Having fun @ 41º 18'S 174º 47'E)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
Some kind of alcohol? Really? Hmmm...

,,, the nectar of Kiwi beers.

87 posted on 08/19/2003 9:00:06 PM PDT by shaggy eel (Having fun @ 41º 18'S 174º 47'E)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
This is one of the best satires ever! Too, too funny!
88 posted on 08/19/2003 9:02:04 PM PDT by ladyinred (The left have blood on their hands.)
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To: ALOHA RONNIE
Hillary Rodham Clinton

while the country is distracted
with the power blackout,

California is about to give MILLIONS
of illegial immigrants drivers licenses.

And register them to vote.

Is California a joke?

It won't be funny, when the population
of California selects the next president of the
the United States.

MILLIONS of illegals, who will then be led by the hand
to vote Democrat when they register for their Drivers Licenses.

And then, add to that, a computer touch-screen
system that is vulnerable to fraud and hacking.

Hillary is practicing
the Art of Making the Impossible
Possible, and this time it's going to make
her the President of the United States.

89 posted on 08/20/2003 2:36:56 AM PDT by Joy Angela (Freep Hillary at a Book Signing Now!)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
Hellary continues to prove my point that the more liberal democrat leaders talk, the more stupid they sound.

Keep talking Hellary.

90 posted on 08/20/2003 4:21:36 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Freedom.... needs a soldier !)
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To: CFC__VRWC
What could DU possibly know about the truth?? If they are relying on Hildabeast they got the wrong role model : )
91 posted on 08/20/2003 4:39:05 AM PDT by DooDahhhh
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To: Cathryn Crawford
U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NYArk, said today that the electrical power grid in America "suddenly became antiquated early last year, and George Bush hasn't done a thing about it."

"When my husband was in office, the power grid was like new," said Sen. Clinton. "But right after he left, the grid got all rusty and decayed...like some form of mechanical progeria. But President Bush was so distracted by the war on Iraq that he has tragically inconvenienced 50 million people."

I ran a search on the net, and the last power plant to come on line was tha PPL coal fired plant in 2000/01 in PA. The Filer City coal fired plant in MI came on line in 1990. I could not find anything on new power lines built in the US since 1988. This woman is a habitual lier. She could not tell the truth if it hit her in the face.

92 posted on 08/20/2003 5:04:42 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Clone Ann Coulter, the woman sent by God)
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To: Joy Angela
HILLARY is FREDDIE
93 posted on 08/20/2003 6:46:18 AM PDT by ALOHA RONNIE (Vet-Battle of IA DRANG-1965 www.LZXRAY.com ..)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
This is better than "the Onion."
94 posted on 08/20/2003 10:57:04 AM PDT by UnklGene
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To: 2timothy3.16
"Pictures, we need hillary pictures"

What are you - some kind of sadist?????

95 posted on 08/20/2003 11:27:49 AM PDT by MEGoody
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