Caption - Wedding Mugshot

Yahoo News Photos ^ | 8/19/03

[NormsRevenge]

Adrienne T. Samen, 18, shown in this police photo spent part of her wedding night in a jail cell Saturday, Aug. 16, 2003, after police said she hurled things at reception hall workers who closed the bar. Samen, was arrested on criminal mischief and breach of peace charges after police responded to The Mill on the River restaurant in South Windsor, Conn. When workers there closed the bar, Samen allegedly began throwing things, including wedding cake and vases, inside the restaurant. (AP Photo/Police photo)

[oyez]

She probably idolizes Sid Vicious in a way a lot of people idolize Elvis. Did anyone hear if she barfed on anybody? ...or worse?

[wysiwyg]

Wolf said he heard screaming outside his window and looked out to see enraged bride Adrienne Samen, 18, of North Haven, spewing obscenities at her "very nice" new husband, a Marine cadet.
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She was reportedly already on her honeymoon with her new hubby yesterday.

Nice, maybe, but not real bright. He should have made a run for it when he had the chance. Can you say annulment?

[Hat-Trick]

I'm sorry...It was Dolly's character. I'd better queue that one up again in the near future.

[uglybiker]

Better start planning now for their 50th Golden Wedding Anniversary.

You'd probably come out better if you just started planning for her 50th wedding.

[The Pheonix]

at the end of the day, So, who's perfect ?

Nobody's perfect

[The Pheonix]

let's give her a chance----she may be a late-bloomer

and let's discount her behavior as the impulsiveness of YOUTH.

Why am I always sympathetic to the under-dog ????

[Squantos]

BRAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! LMAO !!!!! Where's Laz at ????

Stay Safe Patton this is a keeper !

[Squantos]

Is'nt that Tonya Harding's Wedding Dress ??

[Squantos]

LOL a good Marine Wedding is something everyone should try and attend at least once !!

Stay Safe !

[strela]

Dump her AFTER the honeymoon. It's not every day a man gets a few laps around the bridal suite with a wildcat like this one! Yee-ha!

Definitely rodeo sex material. As you get it on, whisper "You've got a face like a mud fence, you hogger" in her sweet li'l ear, then try to stay on for 8 seconds.

[Newbomb Turk]

Tonya Harding wannabee.

[Cate]

'You really think thats a virgin?....
Uh, the question you need to ask yourself 782gear is---
would you touch it? So, in reality, it could still be a
virgin... :)

[BradyLS]

One millihelen: The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.

EXCELLENT!

[BradyLS]

ROTFLMAO! If her family has an ounce of sense between them, they'll try to angle this into a movie-- maybe an Adam Sandler comedy with Carmen Diaz! They could call it: "The Bride IS Frankenstein!" or "Night of The Livid Bride" or maybe "Hell Raiser 4: The Wrath of Adrienne!"

[BradyLS]

Note to self: Demand refund from wedding photographer.

OH NO!!! You want that guy on your side. Cuz you'll make a mint selling copies of that "scrapbook" as part of the movie tie-in!

[vikingchick]

Let's hope they don't get any conjugal visits!

[TOTAL RECALL]

Poor thing. It must be terrible to remain a virgin on your wedding night.

Something tells me she didn't save herself for marriage.

[TOTAL RECALL]

Well, DUH, she's wearing white.

I'm not sure that's worth much. That's only tradition, not the law or anything.

[TontoKowalski]

AP, every now and again, you come up with a brilliant gem of humor. This is one of those times. LOL!

You're right, Laz, that was brilliant. Made more so by the responses to the post... which required follow-up by AP in the same vein...

Very nicely done!

[TontoKowalski]

Definitely rodeo sex material.

I was going to say that in my original post, but thought the reference would be too vague...

Oh, well, at least we would have been in on the joke!