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Gun in Oven Shoots Woman
Associated Press ^
| 08/13/03
| Staff Writer
Posted on 08/13/2003 1:33:33 PM PDT by bedolido
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posted on
08/13/2003 1:33:33 PM PDT
by
bedolido
To: bedolido
Check back in 9 months...
To: bedolido
The phrase is supposed to be BUN in the oven.
BUN in the oven.
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posted on
08/13/2003 1:34:52 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
To: mhking
I think you need to see this.
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posted on
08/13/2003 1:35:00 PM PDT
by
Bahbah
To: Lazamataz
"Is your bun loaded, or are you just happy to see me?"
To: bedolido
When ovens are outlawed only ovens will have guns....
Huh?!?
NeverGore :^)
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posted on
08/13/2003 1:35:51 PM PDT
by
nevergore
(Please return your seat trays and seat backs to their full and upright position....)
To: Diddle E. Squat
Darwin nominee
To: bedolido
Register ovens! Close the bakeware loophole now!
To: bedolido
Maybe she should have knocked first and identified herself.
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posted on
08/13/2003 1:36:27 PM PDT
by
ko_kyi
To: bedolido
Guns don't kill people. Ovens kill people.
To: bedolido
Note to self: Unload gun before placing in oven.
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posted on
08/13/2003 1:37:11 PM PDT
by
Pearls Before Swine
(South-south-west, south, south-east, east....)
To: bedolido
Guns don't shoot people; people do.......uh, wait a minute.
To: bedolido
Memo to self: Hide guns in cabinet instead of oven.
To: nevergore
One bullet hit her in the forearm, hip and thigh, authorities said. Police said her wounds did not appear to be life-threatening.That's one amazing bullet (can't remember the Seinfeld quote)
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posted on
08/13/2003 1:38:03 PM PDT
by
bedolido
(None of us is as dumb as all of us!)
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posted on
08/13/2003 1:38:45 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: bedolido
" ---- operating on the assumption that no one fired the gun"
Then why in heavens name would you arrest anyone? If you MUST arrest - arrest the oven.
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posted on
08/13/2003 1:38:57 PM PDT
by
sandydipper
(Never quit - never surrender!)
To: bedolido
Tell her too stay away from her SUV!!!
To: bedolido
Sheesh I thoght everbody knew you were supposd to hide guns in the freezer...
To: bedolido
I guess my wife will never clean the oven again after all this.
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posted on
08/13/2003 1:39:38 PM PDT
by
bert
(Don't Panic!)
To: bedolido
Could there be a "second oven" theory far behind??
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posted on
08/13/2003 1:39:52 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Some say shoot to kill. Others say shoot to maim. I say empty the f'n clip and let God make the call)
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