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Posted on 08/13/2003 10:35:48 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
Today was a very special day.
I had the supreme opportunity to meet Hillary Rottenbottom at Miejer's Thrifty Acres, in Auburn Hills, Michigan.
I arrived around 10:30 am, for her 11:00 am book signing. The parking lot was packed.
I went into the store and was confronted by a sea of overweight housewives in white T shirts and shorts. You would have thought that this was an e-ticket ride for DisneyWorld. Fanny packs abound.
The line wound around the perimeter of the store. Hundreds upon hundreds of clones. All so very excited. They were there to meet their Queen.
I knew I had a long wait, and I was thinking of ditching the scene, because I was in heels, and I didn't feel like standing there for 2 hours just to meet her hieniousness.
Suddenly a dear friend of mine who is the camerman for a news station saw me in line, and asked what in the world I was doing there. I told him that I was up to shenanigans, and he told me to come with him, and pulled me out of line. He took me up near the front and placed me in line. I was about 25 people back from the Throne Of Hillary.
As I was waiting, I just stood and listened to the lobotomized clones around me. They could barely contain their glee. " Hillary is so wonderful. She will be our greatest president"." She is the best wife and mother"........
And don't even get me started about the wimpy men that were in line. It was mostly women, but there were a couple of husbands, probably because their wives were too overwrought with emotion to drive themselves to the Thrifty Acres.
Suddenly, with a smidgen of fanfare, from the bowells of hell, appears Hillary!. I called an audible. I said " Oh lord, she has a soccer ball in there". Oops, I didn't know I said that out loud. Silly me.
Yes indeed folks, Hillary, looking ever so hideous in a fuschia jacket, black trousers, and black sensible shoes, actually looks like she has a soccerball in her belly. Maybe it's a tumor, heck if I know, but there is something there. Hey, maybe it's a fannypack!
Today was obviously not a 'bath day' for the old gal. Her hair was undone, no makeup, no lipstick, but she did have earrings.
As we got closer, women around me started crying. Yes, you read that right, they were CRYING! They couldn't wait to meet Hillary. I honestly thought that some of them would pass out and die on the spot. It was from either too much excitement, or the copious amount of doughnuts that they had consumed over their lifetime.
There was an elderly lady in front of me that asked me for support. She felt faint from all the excitement.
..............as a small aside, Hillary is fuzzy. Remember those soaps you had as a kid, you got them wet and in a few days they grew fuz? Hillary has a very fuzzy face. And it's very round. Pumpkin round. Fuzzy and round and falling. Gravity is not being kind. ..........
Back to the old lady....
She kibbitzed with Hillary about how proud she was of her and how she will be a great president. Hillary shook her head, signed the books that were being shoved in front of her, and then came me.
I was in orange and fuschia in the sea of white T shirts and Hillary buttons. Hillary was signing away and I said " Who's on the cover of your book?"
IF LOOKS COULD KILL.
Hillary and I did lazer beam eyeballs of hate to each other.
If only she knew that the one questioning her was actually her nemesis...Hillary's Lovely Legs.
Suddenly a vice-like grip was on my left arm, and I was pulled away from Hillary. They handed me my book, and I was on my way.
My cameraman friend said he got it on tape and hopes he can use it, but he wanted to know what in the world I said to her to make her use her " GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE face".
I told him that I said " I have Vince Foster's murder on tape".
My silly friend, he thought I was serious. I told him what I really said and he laughed. I hope to get a copy of the tape. It will be priceless.
So I left the Thrifty Acres among the clones clutching their precious books with tears in their eyes, and as I was exiting, I came across the Hillary Rodham Clinton Support Group.
This is an organization of old bitties from Ann Arbor. They all had on matching T-Shirts with a big photo of Hillary on it. They carried signs that said " Hillary" and matching sun visors. They were going to go in for a private meeting with Hillary and a photo session. They have been so supportive of her, she had been through so much and is such a wonderful woman. ( oh spare me)
So that's it. I entered the belly of the beast and got to see old fuzzy face and survived.
So where's my T-shirt?
Nothing much I can think of worse than one of those 'frontal butt' things. Whew...
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I do believe that because the 'downtrodden white women' are so far gone, they will see our protesting as reason to further support hellary. They will not have the wherewithall to wonder what the phrases "Who killed Vince Foster" even mean.
I saw the event, here in KC, on local news, and was proud to see our FREEPERS interviewed on TV. Was that Dr. Raoul in the Devil suit?
I do believe that because the 'downtrodden white women' are so far gone, they will see our protesting as reason to further support hellary. They will not have the wherewithall to wonder what the phrases "Who killed Vince Foster" even mean.
I saw the event, here in KC, on local news, and was proud to see our FREEPERS interviewed on TV. Was that Dr. Raoul in the Devil suit?
I think that is evidenced by the those who either remarked or betrayed by their behavior that we had ruined their otherwise perfect day. There were two older women at the Blytheville FReep that were incensed that we were there. Even from a distance they lept shaking their fists in the air at us even as they waited breathlessly for the beast to emerge from the rear of the bookstore.
An uphill, against the wind, both directions, effort, If I may say so.
The alternative is almost undescribable.
Life under the foot of the 50-foot woman from hell, with FBI files and an attitude against all men?
Excellent point and absolutely true. A lot of people get to see those newclips and sound bytes and interview pieces in the papers.
Bill, UCANSEE2: Both of you provide such good insights to this situation.
The Marxist Messiah will rise in Boston, twelve months from now. And Hell shall follow with Her.
Of course, going back to one of the earlest booksigning FReeps with the DC FReepers, there was the koolaid drinker who said, "we just love Hillary. We don't care about the truth." Therein lies the problem and a dangerous one it is. It is that kind of mentality that we have to overcome with the people at large, because these other people, they will lie, cheat and steal for her and never see a problem. She has them under her spell and without a strong OFFENSE against her, they will put her back in power. That must NEVER happen!
Two heads are better than one. The idea was in my head. Now it is out on the table. Now more heads are picking up on the idea and I would say, therein lies the answer. (I pray to God).
The reason I would say that you fit the demo, but don't follow the wagon, is that somewhere, someone got you curious about things like Vince Foster, the FBI files, etc. and with that knowledge you resist the emotional mindless pull Hillary is using. Perhaps it was F.R. where you got this info. I know It's where I go to sort out the truth.
I am male, so I can't answer this, maybe you can. How do you get a female that has MADE UP HER MIND, to change it?
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