Bill just didn't think of it. Hillary might, though.
Seriously though, everyone knows Caligula was insane. He threatened to make his horse a member of the nobility and had a silence decree so the horse wouldn't be disturbed. Some historians say that was just his quirky sense of humor. I say it's proof he was a psychopath and a megalomaniac.
One day [Caligula] was on the Oration Platform in the Market Place dressed as Jove and making a speech. I intend shortly, he said, to build a city for my occupation on top of the Alps. We Gods prefer mountain-tops to unhealthy river-valleys. From the Alps I shall have a wider view of my Empire -- France, Italy, Switzerland, the Tyrol and Germany. If I see any treason hatching anywhere below me, I shall give a warning growl of thunder so! (He growled in his throat.) If the warning is disregarded I shall blast the traitor with this lightning of mine, so! (He hurled his piece of lightning at the crowd. It hit a statue and bounced off harmlessly.) A stranger in the crowd, a shoemaker from Marseilles on a sight-seeing visit to Rome, burst out laughing. Caligula had the fellow arrested and brought nearer the platform, then bending down he asked frowning: Who do I seem to you to be? A big humbug, said the shoemaker. Caligula was puzzled. Humbug? he repeated. I, a humbug! Yes, said the Frenchman, Im only a poor French shoemaker and this is my first visit to Rome. And I dont know any better. If anyone at home did what youre doing hed be a big humbug.Caligula began to laugh too. You poor half-wit, he said. Of course he would be. Thats just the difference.
-- Robert Graves, I, Claudius.
Yeah, musta been that nasty Roman VRWC.
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