[Shermy]

Eight more Coleman articles linked at the link above.

[Toddsterpatriot]

Gary Coleman's Campaign Platform

He needs a big platform all right.

[joesnuffy]

I would like to see a Coleman-Schwartzenegger ticket
both of them in tropical suits
It would look like a Fantasy Island remake
Gary can you say De Plane Boss... De plane?

[Batrachian]

I think he cribbed this stuff from the Libertarian Party platform.

[gubamyster]

Gary Coleman's Campaign Platform

Gary Colemen doesn't need a campaign platform - he needs campaign stilts.

Gary Coleman...he's head and shoulders below the other candidates.

[gubamyster]

Gary Coleman....

And you thought we couldn't get any lower than Gray Davis.

[El Conservador]

Hey, except for the gay rights thing, this guy makes some serious sense!!!

Can't be any worse than Gray Davis...

[machogirl]

Whatsyou talkin about willis?

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Does he kiss his mother with that mouth?

[Sloth]

"...And when I am elected, those signs at Disneyland that say "You must be THIS tall to ride" [gestures over head] will be consigned to the dustbin of history along with "Whites Only" drinking fountains and other discredited philosophies. [pounds fist on podium] Their day is over."

[Oschisms]

Point Seven: Gary hates drunks!

And drunks hate you, Gary. (At least I do.)

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[ovrtaxt]

Anybody that starts their platform with "I hate politicians!" instantly gets my vote. But I live in Florida...

[moehoward]

Whatcho talkin' bout Willis?

[Scott from the Left Coast]

Gary Coleman loves pot smokers and hates drunks.

Yup, he's a Democrat, his "consistency" gives him away.

[Willie Green]

Coleman will finally implement that great populist dream, the flat tax. And hey, his tax rate's just 5 percent;
One of my dreams is to have California build its first desalinization plant and give them free water.
So I would actually cut back on the buses and encourage more express buses." His solution? More light rail, of course.

Cool!

I already committed my vote to Gary before I knew where he stood on the issues.
He's actually doing pretty good here!
I bet I could talk him into more nuclear power plants and Maglev,
but he's gonna have to dump the queers and dopers.

But so far, not too shabby!

If he doesn't win in California, send him over here to Nevada. We got a tax-raising RINO governor that needs dumping and Gary just might be the right ticket!

[Akira]

You've got to love a guy who enters the race and immediately announces he's voting for somebody else (Arnold). Little Arnold Drummond running for Governor, you've got to love this country.

Oschisms: thanks for the laugh.

[Indrid Cold]

"If there's one class of people Gary Coleman despises, it's career politicians who play games with our tax dollars, while the little guy gets diddly-squat."

Sounds like a personal problem to me. Seriously, though, is this a news story or an advertisement?