USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Pancakes on Wednesday ~ 06 August 2003

Canteen FRiends ~ Radix ~ Society for the Banishment of Burkas

[Kathy in Alaska]

Yuck! Rattlesnake is on my TV! I want pancakes.

[Fawnn]

Yuck! Rattlesnake is on my TV! I want pancakes.

It sounds like your programming is broadcast hours behind it here in the EDT zone. That was on earlier. I couldn't handle watching 'em rustle up those things, so I turned to hgtv and watched two female homeowners address the "curb appeal" of their home. I turned back to foodtv while writing my "precise" pancake instructions.

Forgive me my editorializing moment here, but when one watches much hgtv, it can begin to look like the only people in the world who have fabulous houses are "life partners."

[Kathy in Alaska]

Bless This House sung along with this morning,
twice because I love this song for our troops USO Canteen,
and A Prayer of Protection
said for all who enter the USO Canteen Freeper Style,
including our troops, our veterans,
their families and our allies.

Welcome to all who come to honor our troops and veterans, for whom this USO Canteen was created.

A PRAYER OF PROTECTION

The light of God surround you
The love of God enfold you
The power of God protect you
The presence of God watch over you
Wherever you are, God is,
And all is well.
Amen.

Wherever you are, God is, and all is well!

Wherever you are, Godand all is well!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Morning, darkwing! This should keep you until the regular coffee guys get here.

Thanks for helping protect this great country of ours.

[Aeronaut]

Good morning Linda and all.

[Kathy in Alaska]

How about some bacon and eggs?

Now I'm off to bed.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, FlyVet. Thanks for stopping in for Pancakes Day. Close?

And thank you for your service to this great country of ours.

[Radix]

[Radix]

 

 

Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY!

GOOD

MORNING

TROOPS!!

 

Pancake Bob

  

Radix

[E.G.C.]

good morning Kathy and everyone at the canteen and all of our military at home and abroad.Thank you for your continued service to our country.

Got a quater inch of rain from a severe thunderstorm yesterday. Unplugged computer at first sound of thunder.

Be sure to uipdate your virus definitions and download the latest critical updates for your computer.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!!

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!!

[E.G.C.]

Good morning, Linda.

[E.G.C.]

Good morning, Radix.

[SouthernHawk]

Good Morning Radix! Now, I know how Kathy feels when she gets up and finds a large number
of posts already on the thread. Good morning to our military and good morning to the whole Canteen crew.

Warm up exercise for today won’t be necessary (everybody’s already up and at it early this morning).
I thought we'd have a "Weather joke" for those either who have had too much rain or too little of it . . . . .

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said,
"Tommorrow, rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said,
"Tomorrow, storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director.
He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions,
the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him "I have to shoot a big scene
tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders.

"Don't know," he said. "Radio broke."

[E.G.C.]

Good morning, Southernhawk. I think everyone's anxious for those pancakes.:-D(LOL)

[SouthernHawk]

..."love the new burkasRus group photo..."

YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!!! I have always wondered what it would be like for all of us to get together. We sure have a great Crew! This is a great graphic!!

[minor49er]

Since when do I own a burka store? And what's a franchise?

[minor49er]

Here's my usual definitely-not-as-feeble-as-tomkow's attempt at humor for today:

The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

[SouthernHawk]

(Check Your Mail)

Do you take Burkas in on trade? How are sales?