***HILLARY! on LENO-After Action Report****

My unfortunate eyes | 8/4/03 | Diotima

[diotima]

Today the Hollywood Resistance force attending a live taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. His guest this evening was Hillary! Rodham Clinton, ministrix of evil.

Bob and I arrived at NBC at 2pm. Rondog and other operatives had arrived very early in the morning to get tickets. We had about six people inside the taping, various sympathizers and Rondog worked the crowd out doors.

After waiting in line for about an hour with the devil pumping up the crowd, we were escorted inside the studio.

Once her Evilness entered in the studio, and squeezed into her chair, we waited for her to open her mouth and for the lies to start rolling.

Hillary explained that during her book tour, people came up to her and said hers was the first book they'd ever read (NOT A SURPRISE COMING FROM HER LIBERAL BASE,) mentioned that the VRWC was outside her book signings, and proceeded to tell us that she was not supportive of the Recall effort. We boo-ed loudly when she said that, I don't know if they will edit it out. Leno tossed her softballs, although he did seem surprised when Hillary! mentioned hers was the first book ever read by her fans.

Jay Mohr was on the show as well, and was pretty funny.

We retired to the Mexican restaurant across the street for margaritas and discussion.

Thanks so much to our secret NBC insider!

I'll let Rondog describe the fun he had with Hillary! on her way out of the NBC studios.

FReepers present were: jessamine; avoiding sulla; Rondog; Diotima; Bob J; daviddennis (afterwards); jason (I forgot your screen name) and jessamine's friend.

[diotima]

Ping!

[Brett66]

people came up to her and said hers was the first book they'd ever read

LOL! I'm sure it's the last too.

[diotima]

HAHAHA!

[daviddennis]

The photos are on the way; I'm importing them into iPhoto right now. I had taken a lot of photos between imports, so it will take a while.

Too bad I missed the meat of the event. I did catch that apparently Hillary said she was against the recall, but didn't give Davis the praise he would need to get ouf of this trap. I'm not sure what to make of that. Perhaps they just realize Davis is too tough a sell.

Pictures on their way; I will post again when I have 'em!

D

[faithincowboys]

Why has Jay become a raging asshole? Did McAwful write this monologue?

[diotima]

"Today the Hollywood Resistance force attending a live taping"

Should read "Today the Hollywood Resistance force attendED a live taping"

Sheesh, it was only one margarita...

[Constitution Day]

people came up to her and said hers was the first book they'd ever read

There's a joke in there about pop-up books, but I'm not gonna go there. ;)

[onyx]

This is wonderful! I hope it's not edited!

[TheSpottedOwl]

The first book they'd ever read? Yikes! Looking forward to hearing from RonDog and David's pics!

[kristinn]

mentioned that the VRWC was outside her book signings,

LOL! We're everywhere!!!

[Mo1]

Thanks for the Thread .. I've been waiting all day to hear how everything went

[hoosiermama]

hers was the first book they'd ever read.....

"OH Sally! See Dick!
OH! OH! OH!
OH, DICK!

[diotima]

I explained to these nice people from Idaho, that we had people on the ground a few hours earlier at her book signing in San Diego and that she would be in Portland tomorrow (with people there) and Washington on Wednesday (with people there.)

They were super impressed.

At first they said they were disappointed that there wasn't "a better guest" on the show, but I explained to them that boo-ing Hillary would be a worthwhile experience.

[God luvs America]

Where's the Rondog link?

[diotima]

Can you believe that crap...first book they'd ever read....

[diotima]

He will post on this thread, I think we got home before he did.

[Constitution Day]

LOL!

[rwfromkansas]

did they boo...:)

[hoosiermama]

Yes I can. That's why they make such poor choices. THey never read or listen. "Stupid is as stupid does" certainly applies in most cases.