Morford: George W. Bush Means Nothing

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, August 1, 2003 | Mark Morford, Unrequited Bush Obsessive

[presidio9]

Go ahead, ya smirkin' Texas lug, stumble around all scrunched and blank eyed and pseudo-manly, shove this country into a bloody unwinnable war and lie about all the reasons why, gouge the economy and ruin the schools and embarrass the nation every single day as you mangle grammar and meaning and truth. It doesn't really matter.

[labowski]

Another perfect example from the "hate is not a family value" crowd.

[End Times Sentinel]

To the above poster- read it, man, it will put a smile on your face. What a day!

I'm trying.  It reads like a stream of consciousness rant from a stark raving lunatic.  You've got to be totally willing to completely suspend your relation to reality.

 

Owl_Eagle

”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores

[arasina]

Demonic writer. Trash. Garbage. Evil.

[The Iguana]

Here is my porn collection. Here are my divine sex toys and my lubricants and my leather strappy things and my collection of happy open-minded perversions and my active account at Blowfish.com and my tattoos and piercings and love of massage oil and vibrators and things that go ooooh in the night.

I really did not need to know these things.

[ilgipper]

Factually flawed from beginning to end. I am not going to waste time refuting this gutter filth, but here are some keywords: unwinnable war, a President raising property taxes, gutting Americorps, ruin the schools?

This dude needs to get a grip on reality.

[Buckwheats]

Mark spends way too much time studying what's in his toilet.

[presidio9]

Yep, definitely off the meds today.

Still hung over from that so-called "bachelor party." His head, and, ahem, "other places" are a bit sore this morning.

[ItsBacon]

Someone really needs to buy this guy a clue, or maybe just a connection with reality. This comes close to the Ultimate Flame in terms of sheer vitriol, but it lacks the same level of class.

I think I'll go read some old Mark Steyn articles to make up for plowing through that incoherent pile of BS.

[Constitutional Patriot]

"There is so much more going on than you know. There is so much deeper understanding and wider knowledge and higher winking and you can't touch any of it. Do you know this? You need to know this. "

Typical arrogant ignorance of the left. They have never been right about anything and they will never admit when they are wrong.

[woofie]

You represent all the dark threads, the ugliness and the tension and the low vibration and you are necessary to remind anyone who's paying attention of what to watch out for...

Hate speech? I dont know, but telling someone they represent the low vibration is just so mean ...

[Consort]

Mark Morford

Recent Morford interview The useful idiot mentions FreeRepublic.

[Sloth]

But whatever it is, he really need to take a pill; preferably 10mgs of thorazine.

What's wrong with arsenic?

[ElectricStrawberry]

...which brings me to my next point...

DON'T SMOKE CRACK!!

[CedarDave]

To the liberal great unwashed, this piece of dribble drivel is no doubt great prose. He will probably be asked to deliver a commencement speech at a local leftist college next spring.

[agrace]

Oh my goodness. I don't want to be standing next to him when his Maker renders his massive ego null and void.

[arasina]

This "despicable writer" refuses to go read anything that will change its view. That's what it is saying in this very editorial. It doesn't want truth. It doesn't care about Saddam Hussein. It cares about itself and others like it.

[facedown]

Tertiary syphilis.

[blackdog]

OK, what the hell was that?

Reads like an advice column written by a blend of Hunter Thompson, Doctor Ruth, and Ralph Nader.

Too many uppers with only a thesaurus to read.

[presidio9]

From the Morford interview:

Q: How much feedback/mail do you typically get after a column is published? And what's the ratio between mail from your fans vs. those who hate you?

A: All depends on the column. A particularly pointed anti-Bush anti-war column will get me gobs of sneering hate mail, mostly from the delirious, hardcore psychopatriots at freerepublic.com or lucianne.com or andrewsullivan.com, et al, where they post chunks of my column in their discussion forums, along with my e-mail address, and encourage each other to flame me, usually in the cutest sort of monosyllabic, ragingly homophobic, horribly syntaxed, misspelled sort of way. Makes me proud to be an American. My girlfriend loves the anti-SF gay-bashing they aim my way, I might add.

Folks, resist the urge to respond to Ms. Morford. She thinks it validates her bi-weekly humor column. Oh, and BTW, her "girlfriend" is named Larry.

[ICX]

Read the Morford interview...um...

"I'm off the wall in a "You should really try this gorgeous bejeweled butt plug" sort of way."

His words, not mine. Honest Injun.

Methinks the best Morford genes were left languishing in her father's busted rubber.