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USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Pancakes on Wednesday ~ 23 July 2003
Canteen FRiends ~ Radix
Posted on 07/23/2003 1:25:15 AM PDT by Radix
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For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. |
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Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! |
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Pancakes on Wednesdays |
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Welcome to Pancakes on Wednesdays Wednesday July 23, 2003 |
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Here is an amalgamation of trivial facts and seemingly useless data. Do not forget to hit the hyperlinks. We have links, lots of them.
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Two entries found for clone. |
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Main Entry: 2clone Function: verb Inflected Form(s): cloned; clon·ing Date: circa 1948 transitive senses 1 : to propagate a clone from 2 : to make a copy of intransitive senses : to produce a clone |
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Happy Birthday Don Drysdale 1936 We're counting cards!
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Don Imus 1940 Just shut up you stooge
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Woody Harrelson 1961
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1715 - The first lighthouse in America was authorized for construction at Little Brewster Island, Massachusetts.
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1977 - Foreigner's "Cold As Ice" was released.
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1904 - The ice cream cone was invented by Charles E. Menches during the Louisiana Purchase Exposition in St. Louis,MO. Here is your waffles on Wednesdays
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1914 - Austria-Hungary issued an ultimatum to Serbia following the killing of Archduke Francis Ferdinand by a Serb assassin. The dispute led to World War I.
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I am an excellent Pancake driver.
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Todays Wednesday field trip is to a Museum |
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1962 - The "Telstar" communications satellite sent the first live TV broadcast to Europe.
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Would you like some juice with your pancakes?
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The Quadratic Formula uses the "a", "b", and "c" from "ax2 + bx + c", where "a", "b", and "c" are just numbers. The Formula is derived from the process of completing the square, and is formally stated as:
For ax2 + bx + c = 0, the value of x is given by
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1998 - U.S. scientists at the University of Hawaii turned out more than 50 "carbon-copy" mice, with a cloning technique.
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2000 - Lance Armstrong won his second Tour de France.
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Pancakes Wednesdays Definitely |
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TOPICS: Front Page News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: michaeldobbs
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To: SouthernHawk
Morning SouthernHawk. Where is that LadyHawk? Haven't seen her at the Canteen. BTW, IMHO, Woody is a freaky dude! Smoked to much funky stuff or dropped on his head one to many times.
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posted on
07/23/2003 4:48:12 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(If greenies keep at it I will go out and buy two more SUVs.)
To: Severa
Morning Severa. Glad to see you today. Help yourself to the pancakes.
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posted on
07/23/2003 4:51:12 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(If greenies keep at it I will go out and buy two more SUVs.)
To: tomkow6
Hi tom. What are you trying to tell us?
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posted on
07/23/2003 4:53:43 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(If greenies keep at it I will go out and buy two more SUVs.)
To: Severa; LadyHawk
Good Morning Severa! Good to see you with us again!
Thanks to both you and Hostel, for your service to our country. Keep your eyes open for LadyHawk. She will fly past every once in a while. The two of you may have some things in common.
To: Radix; LindaSOG; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; southerngrit; bkwells; Wild Thing; rwgal; ...
Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:
A shoplifter was caught red handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.
"Listen," said the shoplifter, I know you don't want any trouble here, what if I just buy the watch and we can forgot about this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend.
Can you show me something less expensive?"
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posted on
07/23/2003 4:56:06 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(.............................choo----choo!.......................)
To: Radix; LindaSOG; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; southerngrit; bkwells; Wild Thing; rwgal; ...
Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:
A shoplifter was caught red handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.
"Listen," said the shoplifter, I know you don't want any trouble here, what if I just buy the watch and we can forgot about this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend.
Can you show me something less expensive?"
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posted on
07/23/2003 4:56:06 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(.............................choo----choo!.......................)
To: Radix
Good Morning, everybody! Good Morning, Troops.
Greetings from NJ!
Boy those pancakes look good. I can almost smell them.
To: Radix; Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; LindaSOG; LaDivaLoca; bentfeather; Bethbg79; Iowa Granny; ...
To: beachn4fun
Good morning, beachn4fun.
Not muc happening around here. lower 90's forecast for today.
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posted on
07/23/2003 5:05:12 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
To: LindaSOG; Severa; beachn4fun; darkwing104; txradioguy; Old Sarge; Long Cut; Radix; SouthernHawk; ...
To: tomkow6
Here's another attempt but hopefully less feeble(Yours wasn't that feeble but I've heard that joke about a million times so it seemed feeble to me):
The Captain calls in the Sergeant and tells him to tell Private Jones that his mother just died.
So the Sergeant calls for the morning formation and lines up all the troops.
He says, "Johnson report to the mess hall, Smith report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh and Jones, your mother died. Report to the commander."
Later that day, the Captain calls the Sergeant into his office, "Sergeant that was a pretty tactless way to inform Private Jones of his mother's death. try to be more tactful next time." "Yes, Sir!"replies the Sergeant.
A few months later the Captain calls the Sergeant into his office, "Sergeant, I've just received a report that Private Smith's mother just died. Please inform him of this and be more tactful about doing it." "Yes, Sir!"
So the Sergeant lines up the men and says, "Everyone with a mother take 2 steps forward. Not so fast, Smith."
To: Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; LindaSOG; LaDivaLoca; bentfeather; beachn4fun; Iowa Granny; Teacup; ...
From the men in the Military and the Canteen
To: Radix
Hi Radix. Here's one for your Radixionary: light-ning (n): 1. a. A large-scale high-tension natural electric discharge in the atmosphere. b. The visible flash of light accompanying such a discharge.
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posted on
07/23/2003 5:20:36 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(If greenies keep at it I will go out and buy two more SUVs.)
To: All
To: minor49er
Good morning minor49er! Help yourself to some pancakes. I am sure radix made plenty.
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posted on
07/23/2003 5:21:37 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(If greenies keep at it I will go out and buy two more SUVs.)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Good morning, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub. How's it going?
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posted on
07/23/2003 5:22:44 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
To: minor49er
he he. good one!
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posted on
07/23/2003 5:23:02 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(If greenies keep at it I will go out and buy two more SUVs.)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
morning tonk. I love bacon with my pancakes.
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posted on
07/23/2003 5:23:59 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(If greenies keep at it I will go out and buy two more SUVs.)
To: All
Good Morning Canteen FReepers. Thanks for the Pancakes and coffee. Now I'am ready for the day.
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posted on
07/23/2003 5:24:43 AM PDT
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
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