Freeperettes, Your Dreamboat Has Arrived! (I Kiss YOU!)

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[Hatteras]

Ladies, never give up. Don't EVER give up...

I Kiss You

[Billyb4712]

My tall 1.84 cm (6.2 feet)

Where I went to school, 1 inch = 2.54 cm.
This guy must use different math or he's no taller than a beetle.

[US admirer]

http://www.istanbul.tc/mahir/
Last Updated: July 2002-

One day I received a link to a funny site. The site was lost in cyberspace.. I liked it, and created a mirror on my web site to share with my close friends.. Then I sent the e-mail with the link to 10 people. Guess what happened: I got more than 500000 unique hits in two weeks. My ISP threatened to shut down my site. Mahir Mafia warned me and gave me an ultimatum to delete all the content. I received thousands of fan mails. Boston Globe interviewed me..etc.. This is Internet... you never know what will happen next...

master@istanbul.tc

There are so many questions about Mahir.
I can't answer all of them.. but here are the links:
(only the english content)



Mahir @ Internet
New:

The Original Mahir Page which made Mahir an Internet SuperStar: http://www.istanbul.tc/mahir/mahir
Mahir's ( Mahir Cagri The Orginial) personal pages: http://www.ikissyou.org/
Mahir is listed at MP3.com http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/63/mahir_cagri.html
Why girls like Mahir: http://www.fraudband.org/gettingit/article/293
We Love You Mahir photograph (This was sent to me assuming that I was Mahir ;-) click here to view
There is a good article at salon.com http://www.salon.com/tech/log/1999/11/04/mahir/
Mahir @ NYTIMES 2002 (free subscription) http://www.nytimes.com/2002/07/04/technology/circuits/04MAHI.html
Mahir is not a terrorist (contains all original photos) http://www.royaljournal.com/projects/200203/mahir_is_not_a_terrorist.shtml
Star Trek Parody of Mahir: http://www.angelfire.com/fl/sapringer/MAHIRTREK.html
Mahir Fanclub At Yahoo Groups (712 members) http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mahirsfanclub/
Mahir WebRing (54 Active sites as of 2002) http://b.webring.com/hub?ring=mahir

[MJemison]

...nose...

Wait a minute, is that Bid Laden after forehead and lip surgery?

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

You absolutely have to come to this thread and click on this link. (Apologies if you've been double-pinged or if you're already here. I'm laughing too hard to look.)

[firebrand]

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[activationproducts]

Borat is a character from "Da Ali G Show" on HBO. It is performance comedy from Sach Baron Cohen. His character Borat is a journalist from Kazakhstan who is compilng "Borat's Guide to America" where he convinces people that he is a rube from Kazahstan and generally makes an ass out of himself. He always says "I like sex" and looks almost exactly like this guy. Too funny.

[FourtySeven]

Little did this poor shlep know that when he made this site, he'd be the target of dirision. Shame, shame, on all of you....don't you married people remember what it's like to be single? Don't you single people care that someone else is trying to rid himself of the burden of a lonely existence? Is that all that people who try to better themselves are to each of you? Maybe each of you should.............

LOL DAMN, I couldn't keep a straight face! That was just too funny NOT to laugh!

[Noumenon]

Play an accordian - go to jail.

That's the law.

[deport]

Well it does take all kinds...... Sounds like someone that Bent Willie could team up with......

[Xenalyte]

I kiss you ALL!

[I'm ALL Right!]

"I like sex" is about the only English phrase he crafted correctly. I guess that was the important one!

[South40]

189,834

LOL!

[HAL9000]

This guy was one of the first Internet celebrities several years ago, but apparently a lot of people still haven't heard of him.

[vikingchick]

Bump for Mahir!

[bert]

Is that a vanity post?

[flutters]

OMG, there are PHONE NUMBERS! I DARE SOMEONE HERE TO CALL THIS PERSON. ROTFL

You call and report back to us. LOL

[Hatteras]

No, I'm just happy to see you.

[humblegunner]

I'm gonna hijack this guys site and use it as my new FR homepage!

Mahir is the ultimate PLAYA!

[Flyer]

I like to be friendship all of you.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

And he likes sex! What luck!! ROTFL