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Freeperettes, Your Dreamboat Has Arrived! (I Kiss YOU!)
Internet Web Page ^ | Mahir

Posted on 07/17/2003 10:44:10 AM PDT by Hatteras

Ladies, never give up. Don't EVER give up...

I Kiss You


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: mahir; turkey
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To: Hatteras
Here is another good webpage

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

121 posted on 07/17/2003 3:08:22 PM PDT by finnman69
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To: Hatteras
I sat in a doctors waiting room with 3 guys that looked like this guy. I don't know what they had been eating but the smell was so strong & bad, I finally cancelled my appointment & left.
122 posted on 07/17/2003 3:11:06 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: finnman69
Here is another good webpage http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

Yeah, It won a Webby Award last year. Takes all kinds, but at least Tinkerbell does not play the accordion.

Apologies to accordionists, but there is just _something_ about them..and it somehow fits this dapper Turk.

I kind of feel sorry for the guy...The squeezebox, the nose, the Breeding Urge, all make an unfortunate combination.

123 posted on 07/17/2003 3:13:46 PM PDT by Gorzaloon (Contents may have settled during shipping, but this tagline contains the stated product weight.)
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To: Allegra

NO accordians!

124 posted on 07/17/2003 3:17:08 PM PDT by humblegunner (™)
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
Oh, darn, and I'm already married! ROFL!!!
125 posted on 07/17/2003 3:20:11 PM PDT by Amelia (It's better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness)
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To: Darkchylde
Oh my dearest Servant, that was cruel.
But I forgive you. I may be lonely, but
not THAT lonely. It is a known fact
that better men exist... or at least
better looking. I don't recall any
that are that honest though.

Even the 12 year old chick who ran off with the Marine is not that lonely.

I think it is more delusion than honesty.

So9

126 posted on 07/17/2003 3:24:51 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine (Mint Jelly, Little Girl?)
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To: Hatteras
Freeperettes of noble station
Don't you love this Continental's sophistication?
Such subtle invitation

In a Belgian hall room
In a Monte Carlo ballroom
You'll see the Continental

In Spain, Italy, Transylvania
Norway, Sweden and Rumania
You'll see the Continental

He's like a fever, like a plague
He's swept all of Europe
From Moscow to the Hague

In the best Paris bistros, drinking fine wines
You'll see the Continental
Dressed to the nines

His voice is gentle
His nose is monumental
He's the perfect Continental

Beautiful music.......
Dangerous rhythm.........

You'll know before the dance is through
That you're in love with him and he's in love with you

If any Freeper ladies land a date with him, please post an after-Freep report immediately. We'll be all nose....er.....ears!

Leni

127 posted on 07/17/2003 4:00:02 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: Carolina
Ixnay with the metric stupidity, baby.

128 posted on 07/17/2003 4:13:05 PM PDT by William Terrell (People can exist without government but government can't exist without people)
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To: US admirer; finnman69
Actually what made Mahir a superstar is that somebody hacked his original website a few years ago and moved it to a new server. The hacker then animated Mahir's picture on the beach that finnman69 posted. You can imagine what part of the body was "animated". It was hilarious!

Somehow, the guy got my email address and knew I lived in ... oooh ... LAS VEGAS! He was all hot to trot, thinking he was writing to a Las Vegas Swinger, I guess, and wanted to come to Vegas to meet me. However, when he found out I am "old", he never wrote again. ROFL

(I never have figured that one out, how he got such personal information on me from my just visiting the website and not signing up for anything.)

BTW, he "spoke" much better English in those days. What a con !!!
129 posted on 07/17/2003 4:28:49 PM PDT by JudyB1938 (It's a wild world. There's a lot of bad and beware.)
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To: Iowa Granny
This is too funny, thanks for the ping.
130 posted on 07/17/2003 7:35:42 PM PDT by Utah Girl
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To: MinuteGal
You are fast!!!
131 posted on 07/17/2003 7:39:29 PM PDT by Utah Girl
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To: Hatteras
That is hilarious!
132 posted on 07/17/2003 7:44:00 PM PDT by SerpentDove (Visit my website. Steal my graphics.)
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To: Iowa Granny; Hillary's Lovely Legs
If you do nothing else today, you must read this thread.

How right you are. Wish I had gotten here much sooner.

Mahir is a hotty but he's not...

"The Continental" !

133 posted on 07/17/2003 9:52:03 PM PDT by BigWaveBetty
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To: Hatteras
189,524
****************

His hit count is up to 192597 now.

This guy's sure to score now, volume is the key to salesmanship.

134 posted on 07/19/2003 12:43:58 PM PDT by exodus
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To: All

bump


135 posted on 12/01/2005 7:46:04 PM PST by lowbridge (All that is needed for evil to triumph is for "RINOS" to do something)
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To: Hatteras

This is the funniest post of the year.


136 posted on 12/01/2005 7:49:32 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: Hatteras

676,000 hits and no takers. Go figure.


137 posted on 12/01/2005 7:57:41 PM PST by paul51 (11 September 2001 - Never forget)
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To: Carolina
"All you base belong to me".
138 posted on 12/01/2005 8:08:39 PM PST by fish hawk (creatio ex nihilo)
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To: Hatteras
Turkey my ass. That is Father Guido Sarducci without his hat.
139 posted on 12/01/2005 8:18:03 PM PST by fish hawk (creatio ex nihilo)
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