Freeperettes, Your Dreamboat Has Arrived! (I Kiss YOU!)

Internet Web Page ^ | Mahir

[Hatteras]

Ladies, never give up. Don't EVER give up...

I Kiss You

[finnman69]

Here is another good webpage

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

[Ditter]

I sat in a doctors waiting room with 3 guys that looked like this guy. I don't know what they had been eating but the smell was so strong & bad, I finally cancelled my appointment & left.

[Gorzaloon]

Here is another good webpage http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

Yeah, It won a Webby Award last year. Takes all kinds, but at least Tinkerbell does not play the accordion.

Apologies to accordionists, but there is just _something_ about them..and it somehow fits this dapper Turk.

I kind of feel sorry for the guy...The squeezebox, the nose, the Breeding Urge, all make an unfortunate combination.

[humblegunner]

NO accordians!

[Amelia]

Oh, darn, and I'm already married! ROFL!!!

[Servant of the Nine]

Oh my dearest Servant, that was cruel.
But I forgive you. I may be lonely, but
not THAT lonely. It is a known fact
that better men exist... or at least
better looking. I don't recall any
that are that honest though.

Even the 12 year old chick who ran off with the Marine is not that lonely.

I think it is more delusion than honesty.

So9

[MinuteGal]

Freeperettes of noble station
Don't you love this Continental's sophistication?
Such subtle invitation

In a Belgian hall room
In a Monte Carlo ballroom
You'll see the Continental

In Spain, Italy, Transylvania
Norway, Sweden and Rumania
You'll see the Continental

He's like a fever, like a plague
He's swept all of Europe
From Moscow to the Hague

In the best Paris bistros, drinking fine wines
You'll see the Continental
Dressed to the nines

His voice is gentle
His nose is monumental
He's the perfect Continental

Beautiful music.......
Dangerous rhythm.........

You'll know before the dance is through
That you're in love with him and he's in love with you

If any Freeper ladies land a date with him, please post an after-Freep report immediately. We'll be all nose....er.....ears!

Leni

[William Terrell]

Ixnay with the metric stupidity, baby.

[JudyB1938]

Actually what made Mahir a superstar is that somebody hacked his original website a few years ago and moved it to a new server. The hacker then animated Mahir's picture on the beach that finnman69 posted. You can imagine what part of the body was "animated". It was hilarious!

Somehow, the guy got my email address and knew I lived in ... oooh ... LAS VEGAS! He was all hot to trot, thinking he was writing to a Las Vegas Swinger, I guess, and wanted to come to Vegas to meet me. However, when he found out I am "old", he never wrote again. ROFL

(I never have figured that one out, how he got such personal information on me from my just visiting the website and not signing up for anything.)

BTW, he "spoke" much better English in those days. What a con !!!

[Utah Girl]

This is too funny, thanks for the ping.

[Utah Girl]

You are fast!!!

[SerpentDove]

That is hilarious!

[BigWaveBetty]

If you do nothing else today, you must read this thread.

How right you are. Wish I had gotten here much sooner.

Mahir is a hotty but he's not...

"The Continental" !

[exodus]

189,524
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His hit count is up to 192597 now.

This guy's sure to score now, volume is the key to salesmanship.

[lowbridge]

bump

[Lancey Howard]

This is the funniest post of the year.

[paul51]

676,000 hits and no takers. Go figure.

[fish hawk]

"All you base belong to me".

[fish hawk]

Turkey my ass. That is Father Guido Sarducci without his hat.